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TIL laundromats are cut-throat as fuck

submitted by i_scream_trucks to WTF 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 21:27:22 ago (+4/-1)     (WTF)

Come in with a load, sort my shit out got me smellies and bubblies ready, as im picking up my load i see someone dash in the door... I turn round and its a little Asian shitbag stuffing the big machine I'd just opened the door to load. Cunts already stuffed it that full door won't shut.

I'm not gonna get fired up over this shit so I just go lean nearby with my shit in hand.

Medium ones all being used one about a minute left with a guy sitting in the corner, Asian stuffs one small one full, and starts loading the second just as other dude gets up to grab his stuff.

Asian sees this and starts hovering between second small one and medium one being empties, with me standing behind other guy.

Cheeky mother fucker... literally as soon as other guy looks at me and nudges between me and Asian... Asian with hoverhand starts reaching around

I stand back and I'm like "Don't even fucking think about it..."

Dude finally realises he's just being a complete cunt now and stuffs second machine full.

Three machines, and all of them stopped dead about a second after he shot off into his car and took off. Overloaded. Won't wash shit anyway.

I've just come back 45 minutes later to stick my stuff in the drier and there's two sloppy messes on a table and one working machine... so someone's dealt with the retard.


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[ - ] puremadness 0 points 5 monthsNov 6, 2024 00:49:13 ago (+0/-0)

You're supposed to JUKE and toss the the asian into a washer.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 0 points 5 monthsNov 5, 2024 12:38:22 ago (+0/-0)

Unless they own a laundromat, asians don't know how to wash clothes, and if they are washing someone else's clothes they try to do it as cheaply as possible, so they are still dirty.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 5, 2024 03:52:17 ago (+0/-0)

Melbourne for ya, particularly Rathdowne St, Carlton.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 0 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 21:50:28 ago (+0/-0)

The best thing that happened while I was troubleshooting and repairing my washing machine was the laundromat attached to the convenience store. I’d load the machine and then go get a couple big ass beers. I’d sit in the car and jam tunes while drinking beers. Shit like you’re talking about wouldn’t bother me at all or be amusing. Drinking beer and doing laundry is fun.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 5, 2024 00:27:01 ago (+1/-0)

It did amuse me.

I generally have a joint rolled in the car. Load up the machine go find somewhere to sit for half an hour, go back, switch to dryer, go get a feed.

[ - ] Master_Foo 8 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 21:38:36 ago (+8/-0)

The only experience I have with laundry mats was in Japan.
Loaded clothes in dryer.
Decided to wait in car.
Laundromat automatically locks at 10pm couldn't get back in.
Went home.
Wake up to get to laundromat at 6 am.
Japanese lady, probably owner, was there folding my clothes.
She gave me a coffee.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 1 point 5 monthsNov 5, 2024 00:28:27 ago (+1/-0)

Shit that's alright.

Ours do the same with locking up.

Only use em because tank water at home and quicker to just do the lot 5 mins down road.

[ - ] WNwoman 3 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 21:38:28 ago (+3/-0)

Those places are full of the scum of the earth.

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 22:32:34 ago (+0/-0)

The heebie jeebies.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 2 points 5 monthsNov 5, 2024 00:30:12 ago (+2/-0)

Housing commission high rise apartment block laundries. Old 50s style buildings all have one on each floor and they're every bit as fucking creepy as you'd think. Laundromats aren't to bad out of inner city.

Tha

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 21:35:26 ago (+2/-0)

I'd rather beat my clothes on a flat rock down by river than use a laundromat.

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 22:31:11 ago (+1/-0)

One of the perks of an id card. Clean laundromats. Scummies are stopped at the gate.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks [op] 2 points 5 monthsNov 5, 2024 00:25:49 ago (+2/-0)*

Where i am isn't too bad and the laundromat nearby is new.

Homeless last on the streets about a week here legit people get help bums get told to fuck back off into the bush and generally do. Whether they want to or not. Town I'm in is close enough to be classified as 'outer suburb' but far out enough to still be 'small mountain town/tourist village' and deal with things ... by alternative means. You will get a hand if you want it and haven't fucked locals.

My house is on one road where everyone is on tank water so easier to go up road.

Only other thing of note was the local cult that owned about a quarter of the businesses here and still owns pretty much an entire 'village' nearby with an... odd... name... that isn't actually a town or suburb except because locals said it was and some government chump got free use on their kids.

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 5 monthsNov 5, 2024 00:47:17 ago (+0/-0)

This all sounds like the beginnings of a really good novel. And reminescent of Top of the Lake show.

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 5 monthsNov 5, 2024 04:03:56 ago (+2/-0)*

One of the perks of owning a home is having my OWN clothes washer AND dryer.

She also cooks, cleans and makes sammiches.

For I am kind.

[ - ] jfroybees 0 points 5 monthsNov 5, 2024 14:12:38 ago (+0/-0)

Sometimes one cannot be home for a myriad of reasons.