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Just bought a new truck after my dumb bitch wife wrecked my other one last week. How's it look boys?

submitted by Trumpman1488 to pics 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 09:56:22 ago (+12/-6)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/d2qzj8.jpg

Some stupid faggot yelled at me, probably a tree-hugging libtard


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[ - ] lord_nougat 11 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 10:00:24 ago (+11/-0)

Looks like you should let your wife drive it.

[ - ] Her0n 8 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 09:59:03 ago (+8/-0)

You dumbass, you're supposed to park across multiple spots!

[ - ] BulletStopper 5 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 10:40:07 ago (+5/-0)*

Hol' up. You let your wife drive your truck?

Shoots self in foot. Looks around for sympathy.

[ - ] inaminit 5 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 10:10:39 ago (+5/-0)

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 2 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 11:05:41 ago (+2/-0)

It used to be "fix or repair daily". I mean it still is, but now it's also "faggot or dyke".

[ - ] NeverHappened 1 point 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 14:22:00 ago (+1/-0)

Found On the Road Dead

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 0 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 12:12:17 ago (+0/-0)

Faggot Or Road Dyke
ftfy

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 13:44:12 ago (+0/-0)

Perfect choice for OP!

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 5 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 10:01:53 ago (+7/-2)

A truck forced into a compact parking spot? That's how your wife feels when her nigger boyfriend gets his muhdik on with her.

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 3 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 11:03:18 ago (+3/-0)

You park like a nigger.

[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 11:53:35 ago (+1/-0)

That's insulting to niggers.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 10:32:52 ago (+3/-0)

At least this one isn't AI generated. Keep the stereotype going though.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 3 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 10:28:50 ago (+3/-0)

While driving down the road just jump out the drivers seat and see if she can fend for herself! If not then she has to go.

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 13:14:34 ago (+2/-0)

Isn't your "dumb bitch wife" a chink?

[ - ] canbot 2 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 12:24:56 ago (+3/-1)

Only a cuckhold faggot calls his own wife a dumb bitch. If she is a loser then dump her and get a real wife. Why the fuck did you settle for a loser if not because you are an even bigger loser?

Absolute nigger mentality.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 2 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 11:38:01 ago (+2/-0)

If you don't use that for work and have a construction crew, you're a faggot who bought an oversized piece of shit in order to terrorize other drivers on the roads, you anti-social narcissist. I hope your wife crashes that truck too, while you're both in it.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 4 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 12:17:11 ago (+4/-0)

That describes about 70% of the drivers on the road.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 18:27:12 ago (+0/-0)

Goddamn, dude, we agree on something (except for the last bit)!

[ - ] Peleg 2 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 10:50:26 ago (+2/-0)

You let your wife drive your truck? You know chinks can't drive for shit! What ta hell were you thinking?!!

[ - ] osomperne 0 points 5 monthsNov 5, 2024 16:01:40 ago (+0/-0)

Just bought a new truck

did you buy it or take a loan out?

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 13:16:49 ago (+1/-0)

Looks like you fuckn suck at parking.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 0 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 23:47:56 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 18:51:20 ago (+0/-0)

It's a lose lose bother. If you bought a jap truck, you would get shit on. If you bought an e-truck, you are a fag. If you bought a chevy, well, save up for a new transmission. If you bought a ram, you will get fucked on gas and body rot.

I challenge anyone in this thread to present the best pickup available.

[ - ] PORTforceOne 0 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 13:39:39 ago (+0/-0)

Should be 2 door long bed.

[ - ] con77 0 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 13:11:48 ago (+0/-0)

too many doors. why not just buy a school bus.

owner of single cab short bed red race truck Silverado

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 12:30:14 ago (+0/-0)

You parked in the space reserved for compact cars you shitlord!

You're killing the planet.

[ - ] NoSalvation 0 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 12:15:33 ago (+0/-0)

But i thought you had 20k water damage from the last flooding, back to work to pay for that, out of retirement?

I don't understand US finances :)

Nice truck!!

[ - ] dukey 0 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 11:00:25 ago (+0/-0)

Is it strong enough to support your weight?

[ - ] Wahaha 0 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 10:37:52 ago (+0/-0)

What's the advantage of this compared to a mini bus, where you get the same storage, but can also transport up to eight people?