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So this one time my buddy and I were on our way to see a frenemy songwriter perform...

submitted by Smedleys_Butler to whatever 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 21:32:32 ago (+3/-1)     (whatever)

We were galavanting about drinking and smoking most of the day at an abandoned industrial park. Trying to get my mind off someone. Buddy's an ex marine raised Mormon. Shouldn't have been driving.

Car smells like shit from clothes in the trunk retrieving a frisbee disc golf from a pond. His phone died, I refused to get a smart phone for the longest time, but can only view my flip phone at a tight angle (waiting on new one), and I'm getting directions to the place.

Out of nowhere BAM. Air bags deployed. We hit the wall of an advanced auto parts. My side is stuck up against it, and the only way out is to climb over the hood of the car, where I look up to find the neon lights of the venue we were searching for.

My friend is in shock. Retrieve his glasses and get him into passenger seat. Woman panicking asks if we're okay, "yeah we'll be alright", trying to make little interaction, though she's already on the phone. Get rid of weed and whiskey in bushes.

Manage to drive his beat to hell car with air bags deployed at about 25 mph tops. Make it to a park and ride, and try to get him to come to his senses, cause I'm ready to boogie for the woods. It's too late.

Flashing lights come quick. For some reason the police only take my friend, even though I explain my fault, and they almost do take me. I'm left sitting in the awful pond smelling, gun powder blowout car, with a barely working flip phone. Would've been a hell of a show though


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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 22:56:59 ago (+2/-0)

Pot.
Disc golf.
All you need to know.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 7 monthsNov 4, 2024 06:15:58 ago (+1/-0)

As my old youth group pastor used to say you'll always find stoners and Christians on disc golf courses

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 21:45:27 ago (+2/-0)

You supposed to go to jail with your buddy at all costs. What kind of friend are you?

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 21:50:43 ago (+1/-0)

I tried. Banged my head pretty good I suppose

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 7 monthsNov 4, 2024 06:00:06 ago (+0/-0)

Don't say frenemy

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 7 monthsNov 4, 2024 06:16:16 ago (+0/-0)

Why? Is that from mean girls or something

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 7 monthsNov 4, 2024 11:09:50 ago (+0/-0)

It's outdated slang that was used mainly by the kind of women who watch reality tv and follow the private lives of celebrities.

[ - ] con77 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 23:56:10 ago (+0/-0)

Reminds me of people that were gonna drive to lynrd skynrds funeral.
Got too fucked up and wrecked

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 7 monthsNov 4, 2024 06:17:34 ago (+0/-0)

I know a guy who legally changed his name to Leonard skinnerd. Wrote a book, memoirs of an acid chemist, and would carry a polaroid of him and Janis together.