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What is the theoretical minimum number of heart attacks necessary?

submitted by x0x7 to AskGoats 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 12:07:50 ago (+0/-0)     (AskGoats)

I was thinking about this.. We really shouldn't be happy with an election result because while Trump may be better domestically he does worship Israel more than Kamala does. So if we should be unhappy with either result what result should we be happy with, even if implausible?

If both Kamala and Trump had heart attacks tomorrow we likely still shouldn't be happy with the result because they would just hold a special election with new pro-Israel stooges and we'd be in the exact same situation.

But ultimately all action is human action, including the decision to hold another election and the effort of organizing it, and the selection of who the people would vote between.

If a perfect intellegence decided to cause all the heart attacks necessary (all happening tonight) such that by this time next year we do not have an Israeli-stooge president, what would that minimum number be?

We know it's a finite number because as a most extreme upper bound if it hit everyone in America but me that would work. There are less extreme upper bounds that are easy to find. So we could either work that upper bound down or the lower bound up.

Like do you think it would be possible for only 6 people to have a heart attack and us not have a stooge president?


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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 4 points 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 12:51:09 ago (+4/-0)

6 is way too few. You'd have to take out most of the Rothschilds, Warburgs, and other old banking dynasty families so you're looking at a few hundred people right there.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 2 points 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 12:34:33 ago (+2/-0)

If a perfect intellegence decided to cause all the heart attacks necessary (all happening tonight) such that by this time next year we do not have an Israeli-stooge president, what would that minimum number be?

130,367,236. And that’s pushing it.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 13:54:05 ago (+1/-0)

Trump is one of them. He's going to play up the theosophy cult's alien bullshit.

THe politicians are nothing. We can't do shit about public office and thieving bureaucrats. The world of nations has to go above their heads and target the UN and the IMF. Trump "says" he's going to take down the UN, but that the center of the aliens garbage. Theosophy of course is a beard for jews and their no race but the jewish race, no religion but the jewish religion and no nation but israel.

America has to choose between jews and life. The country will be obliterated by choosing jews

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 12:55:49 ago (+0/-0)

ALL of DC is compromised by Mossad with video of them fucking kids, doing drugs, etc. The US is fucked no matter who 'wins'.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 15:46:21 ago (+0/-0)

That's going to be around 7.5 billion. It's the people currently in existence who are responsible for current conditions.

[ - ] x0x7 [op] 0 points 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 15:57:37 ago (+0/-0)

Surely it as to be less. If you took out everyone in the US besides the Muslim population surely they wouldn't have an Israeli-stooge in November 2025. Maybe I'm wrong.

[ - ] SumerBreeze 1 point 5 monthsNov 3, 2024 19:56:40 ago (+1/-0)

Islam was created by a red-haired kikenigger that looks like Louis CK - who is also a degenerate pedophilic faggot

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 5 monthsNov 5, 2024 21:28:45 ago (+0/-0)

He could've had help from the Catholic church. Who knows for sure

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 5 monthsNov 4, 2024 13:12:49 ago (+0/-0)

While there are still enough people for a government to exist, there will always be a stooge president. (stricter criteria than just 'not israeli')

With a cull of 7.5 billion, roughly 700 million would remain of the current 8.2 billion. Percentages of world populations unchanging would leave roughly 29.7 million in the US, at 4.24%. 30 million of currently existing people are extremely likely to have a stooge president, however they're selected.

Even though still not 'stooge-free', after most technologies eventually drop away their ability to 'stooge' us would be greatly diminished.