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An older guy with a delimina...

submitted by deleted to AskUpgoat 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 06:49:16 ago (+3/-0)     (AskUpgoat)

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[ - ] Version6 4 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 09:20:55 ago (+4/-0)

Pursue boobs.

[ - ] Her0n 3 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 08:06:24 ago (+3/-0)

I told the Mrs the only remedy to post-breastfeeding saggies is to be pregnant again. She said she doesn't think that's true lol

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 12:22:58 ago (+3/-0)

Same. And it is true.

[ - ] ProudRebel [op] 2 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 08:15:23 ago (+2/-0)

Found an evil genius. LOL

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 12:46:19 ago (+2/-0)

Intense research is the only way to find out for sure!

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 07:20:57 ago (+2/-0)

boomer tier.

[ - ] ProudRebel [op] 1 point 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 07:26:43 ago (+1/-0)

You're not wrong.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 12:21:55 ago (+2/-0)

Fake dilemma. Go for the perfect young tits. Every time.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 12:22:51 ago (+2/-0)

You will become one with the flappy jew tiddys

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 07:12:57 ago (+1/-0)

It's a no win situation, better to just give up, and enjoy the life you've built!

Older Gal: Bitter, Set in her ways, Baggage & mental trauma out the ass.
Young Hottie: Woke, Dumb as fuck, Likely feminazi, using you for what you can buy her.

Stay strong, nice boobs will only lead you down a troubled road...

The milk is NOT worth the squeeze!

[ - ] ProudRebel [op] 3 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 07:22:52 ago (+3/-0)

God dammit. "The milk is NOT worth the squeeze". I was NOT prepared for this.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 09:13:35 ago (+1/-0)

You gave me a good laugh, but I also laughed at the fact that I screwed up the quote...

The actual quote is:

"The Juice is not worth the squeeze"

But seriously, be careful out there... you probably have built a pretty good life. Enjoy it...

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 1 point 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 08:09:41 ago (+1/-0)*

You'll find perfect boobs on some -- definitively not all -- 18-19 YOs. After that they all begin to show the effects of life. Don't get me wrong, if I had to choose between 30 YO boobs and 50 YO boobs there's no question the younger ones win out, but they would no longer be top tier assuming they ever were.

So if you think you can stand to be around 18-19 year old chicks then fill your fucking boots, mate. Unless you're just paying the hourly rate, of course.

[ - ] Panic 1 point 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 11:38:05 ago (+1/-0)

Older boobs are not attractive, but as YOU age, an older partner will take care of you. Feed you and care for you with your diminishing capabilities.

Young boobs are sweet but as you age, she will still be young and want to play. As your needs increase, she's off looking for a young man with a hard dick and fun money. You'll die alone.

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 13:49:46 ago (+1/-0)

old chicks aren't all so bad.

They're nicer to us.

[ - ] enormousatom 0 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 08:33:13 ago (+0/-0)

Your fixation on the physical aspect of women is a Jew spell out on you with bewitching marketing. It's literally just boobs everywhere you look. This is Jew trickery trying to ruin your life and family.

A women's value is not in her tits. Stop looking for a mate based on traits with a shelf life of milk in a Texas alley in July. See the value of women beyond their physical traits. Your physical traits will expire as well.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 7 monthsNov 5, 2024 01:21:26 ago (+0/-0)

Older guy? My ass! You post like a tween.

[ - ] Conspirologist -1 points 7 monthsNov 3, 2024 07:50:28 ago (+0/-1)

It depends. If breasts are small, they will stay perfect forever. Only large breasts have expiring date.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 7 monthsNov 4, 2024 00:32:30 ago (+0/-0)

I would disagree. Big titties are always big titties even when gravity gets a hold of them. In my wife's family all the women have big titties and if her tits still look as good as those old lady's fun bags, I'll be a happy old man someday