Ever Pan's Labyrinth a girl ? - Upgoat

Ever Pan's Labyrinth a girl ?
submitted by Smedleys_Butler to AskUpgoat 7 monthsNov 2, 2024 07:14:39 ago (+1/-1) (AskUpgoat)

An ex I regret breaking up with, loved that movie, but was scared of the one monster.

So we're over at my buddy's watching it, and I sneak off, draw eyeballs on my hands, get butt ass naked, and tuck my shit between my legs, to slowly creep up on her.

She was/was not amused, but my buddy got a sweet Polaroid.

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[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 7 monthsNov 2, 2024 21:07:40 ago (+0/-0)

Wonder who came along to downvoat. @SummerBreeze ?

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 7 monthsNov 2, 2024 16:25:31 ago (+0/-0)

I might have read the blurb for that movie one time.

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[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 1 point 7 monthsNov 2, 2024 17:22:03 ago (+1/-0)

What if the blurb is in Spanish

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[ - ] Sector2 0 points 7 monthsNov 2, 2024 18:21:50 ago (+0/-0)

Wouldn't have read that one. If it's the one I'm thinking of, something about a girl and her father and some kind of 'evil'. Wasn't doing anything for me.

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[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 7 monthsNov 2, 2024 18:31:04 ago (+0/-0)

This one takes place during the Spanish civil war. Kinda magical realism

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[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 7 monthsNov 2, 2024 18:45:23 ago (+0/-0)

This one takes place during the Spanish civil war. Kinda magical realism

[ - ] dulcima 1 point 7 monthsNov 2, 2024 13:06:02 ago (+1/-0)

The guy getting his nose crushed (flattened, rather) disturbed me more than the eyeball hands.

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[ - ] Smedleys_Butler [op] 0 points 7 monthsNov 2, 2024 14:28:04 ago (+0/-0)

Artie Lange was in pans labyrinth?

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 7 monthsNov 2, 2024 10:44:19 ago (+0/-0)