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The Best Backhand Slap You'll Ever See

submitted by VitaminSieg to videos 6 monthsNov 1, 2024 00:10:25 ago (+45/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/t8jgrl.mp4



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[ - ] Nosferatjew 11 points 6 monthsNov 1, 2024 00:15:44 ago (+11/-0)

struts away triumphantly

He knew it was epic.

[ - ] Rob3122 1 point 5 monthsNov 1, 2024 16:04:01 ago (+1/-0)

Like he just hit a walkoff homerun

[ - ] x0x7 7 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2024 09:01:09 ago (+7/-0)

Notice the sign that says Open 24 Hours. This is why you don't open your business 24 Hours.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 4 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2024 10:18:31 ago (+4/-0)

This is why you don't open your business 24 Hours...

... Anywhere niggers reside. It works great in all-White areas. Lets the night shift guys shop at 2am without being bothered by anyone.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2024 12:05:29 ago (+2/-0)

Can attest to white areas with 24hr shopping.

Best part no nogs which is odd because 2am is 2pm for them.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2024 17:09:42 ago (+0/-0)

I live in an area with 24/7 shopping.
We have no browns here.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 9 points 6 monthsNov 1, 2024 00:16:36 ago (+9/-0)

Charlie Murphy!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 5 monthsNov 1, 2024 12:08:29 ago (+1/-0)

Shudda neva gave yall niggaz munny!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 6 points 6 monthsNov 1, 2024 00:38:40 ago (+6/-0)

People all fight like bitches anymore.
What the fuck was that, a Navaho rain dance?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 6 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2024 02:27:46 ago (+6/-0)

the less effort you use making someone your bitch the more it sticks.

no one who knows this dude is going to forget that guy strutting up to a motherfucker and bitchslapping him back into last week.

dont get me wrong youd better be damn fucking sure you can drop them like that but im gonna give it an 8/10

[ - ] autotic 4 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2024 08:51:24 ago (+4/-0)

I give him some style points but reduce for fagginess. It really demanded a big ass TKD round-house kick but asking men to be trained in striking these days... Adjustment for general cultural-level fagginess.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 5 monthsNov 1, 2024 12:07:35 ago (+1/-0)

He was appropriating Irish culture and fucked up the riverdance.

[ - ] ReturnOfTheGoats 5 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2024 01:01:42 ago (+5/-0)

I’m so confused. Those two at the beginning were fighting each other and then both teamed up against the little guy.

[ - ] NeverHappened 5 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2024 02:26:00 ago (+5/-0)

They're both hitting another guy who goes out the door.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 5 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2024 02:34:31 ago (+5/-0)

Yeah it looked really gay. Especially when the slapper gives the big guy a hug and then kisses his hand before the slap.

Nice slap though, like a back-first but gay.

[ - ] GrayDragon 5 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2024 03:35:31 ago (+5/-0)

"... kisses his hand before the slap."

I thought he was breathing on his hand to warm it up for theatrics, but you are probably right that he was kissing it.

Anyway, the Colosseum handbook specifically states that when dominating a melee, stylistic points are to be assigned for crowd-pleasing maneuvers. THIS ... IS ... SPARTA!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2024 12:06:10 ago (+0/-0)

Kiss dat rang fanga nigga!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2024 06:00:42 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] coldsoak 4 points 6 monthsNov 1, 2024 00:31:12 ago (+4/-0)

Slaptacular!

[ - ] beece 3 points 6 monthsNov 1, 2024 00:20:37 ago (+3/-0)

If I was a negro, I would have to scream loudly: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[ - ] Nosferatjew 5 points 6 monthsNov 1, 2024 00:36:58 ago (+5/-0)

WUUURRL STAAAHHHH!!!

[ - ] GroundskeeperWillie 2 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2024 08:14:08 ago (+2/-0)

I like how he does a little pirouette after his strike.

[ - ] carnold03 2 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2024 06:25:56 ago (+2/-0)

I guess the little guy learned his lesson. Always keep your guard up.

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2024 06:03:52 ago (+2/-0)

That young kid just became a time traveler, because he got knocked into next week!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2024 12:09:27 ago (+0/-0)

Sheeeeeeeeeehehehehehehhhiiiit nigga got knockt back into slavery wittdat biiaaatch slap!

[ - ] Thought_Criminal 2 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2024 04:34:49 ago (+2/-0)*

Not a slap, that was a devastating hammerfist strike with the side of hand/fist. Thought that only worked in pro wrestling...

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 5 monthsNov 1, 2024 12:11:22 ago (+1/-0)

I mean it's an internet video and if the last four years has taught us anything. Crisis actors are everywhere.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2024 03:18:43 ago (+2/-0)

You are correct sir
It doesn't get any better than that

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 5 monthsNov 1, 2024 04:59:49 ago (+1/-0)

Shit, I bet he could do that in a sun dress and a pair of flats and look even prettier.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 5 monthsNov 1, 2024 12:10:18 ago (+1/-0)

Oyyyyyy Veyyyy goy! Yoar diversity and inclooshun haz been noticed by duhhhhh ADL! Kvetch!

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2024 17:08:36 ago (+0/-0)

Clicked on it thinking "Oh it'll be a smack, but not the best ever"

OP, you were correct, nothing will ever beat that smack.

11/10

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 0 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2024 15:10:43 ago (+0/-0)

Out, like a scout on a route.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 5 monthsNov 1, 2024 12:04:29 ago (+0/-0)

Foist rule ov duh screetz:

Gatta lick dat pimp hand foist nigga!