Real unicorn spotted in China - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Real unicorn spotted in China
submitted by Panic to whatever 6 monthsOct 30, 2024 09:46:04 ago (+4/-0) (nypost.com)
https://nypost.com/2024/10/29/lifestyle/woman-lives-to-107-despite-4-inch-horn-growing-from-her-head/

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 0 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2024 19:37:06 ago (+0/-0)

...still ugly and hideous as fuck

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 6 monthsOct 30, 2024 10:10:40 ago (+1/-0)

how do you say 'I AM GROOT' in chinese?

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 6 monthsOct 30, 2024 12:39:25 ago (+1/-0)

Xi Jinping

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 6 monthsOct 30, 2024 12:09:59 ago (+1/-0)

It would be difficult for me to allow her to give me head. Not impossible though

[ - ] Panic [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 30, 2024 17:19:41 ago (+1/-0)

BJ and appendectomy all at the same time. Neat.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 6 monthsOct 30, 2024 12:38:38 ago (+1/-0)

Fahque roundeye she bess hotpot stir en awl china bess china!

[ - ] inaminit 1 point 6 monthsOct 30, 2024 12:47:00 ago (+1/-0)

OP is an idiot.... That's a chink, not a fucking horse.

[ - ] Panic [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2024 17:18:22 ago (+0/-0)

Whores, horse... I do get confused.

[ - ] Cunty 1 point 6 monthsOct 30, 2024 13:11:12 ago (+1/-0)

@greensaint, can you confirm it looks like queeries dick please, you seem the obvious choice for the person that would know.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 6 monthsOct 30, 2024 13:26:05 ago (+1/-0)

The Chinese are the skin tag masters.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 6 monthsOct 30, 2024 10:38:48 ago (+2/-0)

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