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Idk. That may be reversed in some specimens

Icemonkey, I'm going against my position of perfection and throwing you an upper, just because it's in my benevolent nature to do so with intellectual subordinates who are at least dreaming of one day advancing closer to my intellectual level...you don't have to explain the hurdles you face, if it's of any comfort you are not alone in your impractical, yet stoic, commitment to what is probably the world's most useless fucking firearm that would fail as a prototype prop for a Broadway premiere of Jewassic Park...I'm not in any way trying to insult you, I'm not like that, respect is mutual and I would expect it as much as those who want to be acknowledged dispensing it...OR...maybe you're just not in the right frame of mind after your bedtime mug of warm milk, it's best to drink milk before it begins to bounce around in the fridge.
As a good will gesture I'm willing to give you a few more points of advice free of charge. Colt and Ruger 1911s, .45 and 9mm respectively, are the way to go...be reasonable, see it my way.

And dem switches