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[ - ] Nonanonanon 2 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 22:34:52 ago (+2/-0)

My Jesus came to reveal his living presence to each of us without mediation, not appoint a succrssion of random, often evil men as his ‘vicar’. Nor did he give them the power to shut me out of heaven.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 22:53:05 ago (+2/-1)

Nor did he give them the power to shut me out of heaven.
He literally installed a Jew to stand by the pearly gates and decide who gets in heaven and who doesn't.
I hope you have been a good goy.

[ - ] Nonanonanon 1 point 6 monthsOct 27, 2024 00:34:09 ago (+1/-0)

First off he gives that power to all the twelve in the next chapter, second, not Jews, Israelites. He came for the lost sheep of the house of Israel, if you were His, you would know.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 27, 2024 08:13:26 ago (+0/-0)

second, not Jews
@dirtywhiteboy you have a heritic to clean up.

He came for the lost sheep of the house of Israel, if you were His, you would know.
I'm Germanic, none of this has anything to do with me, except that I have to clean out the subversion from my civilization.
Stop worshipping Israelites.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2024 09:03:18 ago (+0/-0)

Cucked by jesus and Anne Boleyn

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2024 03:16:52 ago (+0/-0)

thats anglicans bro.

not all christians are english.

anglican is just cafflic wiv a wonky accent innit

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 26, 2024 06:09:42 ago (+1/-0)

Well, Anglicans have some retarded history to account for, huh?
It's as if they are LARPing and should just go back to their true ethnic religion of Blood and Soil.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 22:01:01 ago (+0/-0)

The protestant reformation occurred long before Henry VIII.

[ - ] Master_Foo [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 26, 2024 06:10:17 ago (+1/-0)

Not for the Anglicans it didn't.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 21:16:26 ago (+0/-0)

Henry VIII was resisting the Hapsburg mafia. It had nothing to do with religion.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 21:59:53 ago (+0/-0)

Pls educate yourself. Henry claimed he was the supreme head of the church in England.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2024 03:18:39 ago (+2/-0)*

pls educate yourself. anglicanism exists because henry couldnt have another divorce and invoked the whole 'divine right of kings' thing, not protestantism. anglicans are just catholics with a different accent.

protestantism exists because the bible got translated out of the magic secret language of rome that only people who wanted to pay for shit like, monasteries got to learn, and into local languages anyone could read for themselves in their own home, and people realised they were being bullshitted to.

looks for the bit in the bible where a priest can take money or sexual favours to secure you a place in heaven

nup. not there. hey what do you know, theres no massive cathedrals or popes in here either, what gives?

opens the catholic encyclopedia

aaaaaaaaaah yes.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 -1 points 6 monthsOct 26, 2024 08:07:08 ago (+0/-1)

Well that was quite the meandering off topic. But you contradict yourself as your first post say "nothing to do with religion" but your second post is all about religion.
Henry wanted a divorce and couldn't get it from the Catholic religion so he created his own religion and installed himself as the supreme head of his fake church. How is that not about religion?