The other day some fucking idiot cut in front of me with his Ford Gremlin and on the rear bump was a sticker "If you don't like my driving dial 1-800-eat-shit", that fuck head must have cut off a lot of people because I couldn't get through
[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 13:22:21 ago (+1/-0)
i used to call those dating lines when bored. They were hilarious. "my favorite color is green" haha why? Also would scroll through the craigslist dating ads holy shit there was gold in those hills.
[ - ] Peleg 1 point 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 17:48:16 ago (+1/-0)
I did one time.
It was one of those, "for a good blowjob call whatshername ###=####". I called the number and a woman answered. I asked for the name on the wall and the woman said "that's me". So I told her that someone had written her number on the bathroom wall and where it was. She said she probably knew who did it and she thanked me for letting her know.
I would have felt good about it except for missing out on the good blowjob! LOL
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[ - ] Peleg 1 point 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 17:48:16 ago (+1/-0)
It was one of those, "for a good blowjob call whatshername ###=####".
I called the number and a woman answered. I asked for the name on the wall and the woman said "that's me". So I told her that someone had written her number on the bathroom wall and where it was. She said she probably knew who did it and she thanked me for letting her know.
I would have felt good about it except for missing out on the good blowjob! LOL