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A 12 Pack of Coke Is $10 Fuckin Dollars. WTF!

submitted by Scyber to WTF 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 21:41:31 ago (+27/-1)     (WTF)

Was craving some sweet corn syrup goy juice until I saw the price of a 12 pack. Couldn't believe it so then I was gonna get a 2 liter and it was $4.
Instead I got a 24 pack of water for under $4.
Thank you inflation for helping me choose healthier options.


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[ - ] FreeinTX 15 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 23:02:02 ago (+15/-0)

The guy in Falling Down started when the shop owner charged $.75 for a coke.

[ - ] puremadness 3 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 03:29:40 ago (+3/-0)

Everytime I see the price of convenience snack items, a little man deep inside me screams:

WE'RE ROLLING BACK PRICES TO 1965!

[ - ] __47__ 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 12:34:38 ago (+0/-0)

Fucking loved parts of that movie.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 6 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 23:01:48 ago (+6/-0)

No one but fat White trash, Mexicans and niggers drink that shit.
Which one are you?

[ - ] Scyber [op] 15 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 23:44:21 ago (+15/-0)

"i NeVeR dRaNk A sOdA iN mUhhh LiFe!!"
Neck yourself faggot.

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 01:08:18 ago (+1/-0)

If you have a once in a decade craving for the sweet fizzies, buy organic in glass making sure to check the sell by date. If that's too costly, they sell little half cans of pepsi with real sugar, no goysweet.

I now satisfy this craving experimenting with mineral waters, simple syrups, and ice.

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 03:28:01 ago (+1/-0)

100% cranberry juice is tart and no added sugar (if you get ocean spray you might as well get koolaid, its all sugar)
I cut it with water.
It's not that great, but it kills my desire for something sweet and makes me drink lots of water.
works for me

[ - ] Anotherone 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 10:26:46 ago (+0/-0)

You realize that it is safe in moderation of higher frequency than you suggested?

They sell 1000s of cans to consumers hourly, and it isnt going to end your life immediately. Personally I get the imported drinks, yeah it is even more than what you see.

Flat of fanta that is dyed with carrot juice, 38 bucks. Coke with cane sugar, because there is a solid difference.

[ - ] Trope 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 02:56:49 ago (+0/-0)

We do have a tendency to roleplay as idealistic warriors here on the upgoat.

Zevia was my weakness I’d sometimes enjoy. However, it is worth noting that all aluminum cans in the US are lined with BPA. Best we just avoid that stuff as much as we can. And tap water.

[ - ] Anotherone 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 10:28:46 ago (+0/-0)

Is it the fizzy or the taste you like?

I ask because soda stream exists, and they are costly at first, but works out cheaper. Wife and I like carbonated water on hot days.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 21:11:52 ago (+0/-0)

Really? I never said I never did.
Why you gotta be a dick?
I haven’t had a soda in almost 20 years.
We all have had them.
I decided to do better for myself and I drink iced tea, without sugar.
Why you up on me?

[ - ] GrayDragon 7 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 07:01:38 ago (+7/-0)

I drink coca cola with fried foods. Fight me!

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 07:34:46 ago (+1/-0)

'MURICA, FUCK YEAH!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 21:09:35 ago (+0/-0)

You don’t want to fight me. You’d shit and fall back in it.

[ - ] Prairie 2 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 01:31:14 ago (+2/-0)

Future health care is included in the price.

[ - ] registereduser 2 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 23:29:40 ago (+2/-0)

Home made root beer, faggot.

Fat faggot.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 01:58:50 ago (+0/-0)

How do you make home made root beer. Is it made with beaver root?

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 02:19:36 ago (+0/-0)

He finger punches a free range beavers sphincter to get that real vanilla musk.

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 02:38:50 ago (+0/-0)

Beaver sphincter!?!

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 05:05:05 ago (+2/-0)

new photo request unlocked

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 05:15:34 ago (+1/-0)

Jamie Oliver ignited a firestorm in January 2011 when he mentioned on the Late Show with David Letterman that castoreum, a substance used to augment some strawberry and vanilla flavorings, comes from what he described as “rendered beaver anal gland.

castoreum, an oily, viscid glandular secretion contained in two pairs of membranous sacs between the anus and external genitals of both sexes of beaver. It is yellow or yellow-brown in colour, of a butterlike consistency, and has a highly disagreeable odour due to the presence of an essential oil.

Used to create artificial raspberry and vanilla flavours in goyslop.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 08:12:31 ago (+0/-0)

If you live near the amish, they make it and sell it in those big old fashioned glass jugs. Tastes disgusting fyi.

[ - ] CHIRO 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 10:23:00 ago (+0/-0)

Well, I just discovered my favorite insult for the next few months.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 08:13:59 ago (+1/-0)

The microplastics in those 24 bottled waters is going to do more damage than the sugar in a 2L coke would.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 02:18:04 ago (+1/-0)

English muffins here went from $3.20 to $6.10 a few weeks ago.
I’m livid, getting ready to firebomb Woolworths CEO house.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 22:12:55 ago (+1/-0)

I get rootbeer once in a while and its 4-5 buckaroonies. We don't buy a lot of pop but occasionally I'll take a hankering for some but i refuse to pay ten fuckin dollars for that shit.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 08:16:58 ago (+0/-0)

Just drink a real beer, that you can actually get in a glass bottle. You nancies and your soda, god damn.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 11:39:52 ago (+0/-0)

I drink a few beers once in a while too. But rootbeer is a diff flavor, you see, and not even beer at all. Its fuckin crazy mane

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 12:38:26 ago (+0/-0)

They make hard root beers too.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 13:05:05 ago (+1/-0)

I don't have to have alcohol in everything I drink. I make Sassyfrass tea sometimes because I like it like that. No need to add El Torro to it.

[ - ] bossman131 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 19:50:30 ago (+0/-0)

Relax goyim, its just BidenOmics hard at work

[ - ] edmundo 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 10:09:54 ago (+0/-0)

Don't drink this sugar with water and save a lot of money.

[ - ] WhatColorIsYourTigerCage 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 09:55:32 ago (+0/-0)

OMG the price of sugar water these days!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 09:14:40 ago (+0/-0)

12 pack of 12 oz Arizona cans at Walmart is 5 bux, I live off that shit

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 08:00:02 ago (+0/-0)

3 for $15 everyday
You just don't know how to shop.
We prefer the Mexican coke which are $1.25 ea and most have no problem paying $3-$4 ea.

[ - ] NoSalvation 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 06:00:23 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 04:09:48 ago (+0/-0)

DONT BUY THAT SHIT FUCK FACE

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 03:18:29 ago (+0/-0)

In Australia, a 30 pack of Coke can run you almost $40 dollarey-doos if it isn't on sale.

it's absolutely fucked.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 02:28:51 ago (+0/-0)

You found a good deal

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 01:45:43 ago (+0/-0)

Huh. The WinCo 12-pack diet-soda is $3.98 here. No doubt it'll reach $10 soon enough what with how inflation is going.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 6 monthsOct 25, 2024 01:41:59 ago (+0/-0)

coke is poison

[ - ] ModernGuilt 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 22:02:18 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 21:51:28 ago (+0/-0)

$43.78 Coca-Cola Mexico Coke, 12 fl oz, 24-count

Costco/Instacart