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Kentucky state Sen. Johnnie Turner dies after plunging into empty swimming pool on lawn mower

submitted by Conspirologist to WTF 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 10:09:37 ago (+1/-1)     (www.cbsnews.com)

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kentucky-lawmaker-johnnie-turner-dies-lawn-mower-pool/



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[ - ] HelenHighwater 2 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 10:21:45 ago (+2/-0)

Just hours before he had jokingly stated that he had information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

[ - ] BoozyB 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 10:38:30 ago (+0/-0)

Well, that explains it.
Just an accident, anon.
Time for the sportsball game!!

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 13:21:08 ago (+1/-0)

I suspect alcohol may have been a contributing factor

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 13:30:07 ago (+1/-0)

I'll drink to that!

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 11:10:41 ago (+1/-0)

Just tell me if he was a republican or democrat so I can either laugh or pray for him

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 12:13:08 ago (+2/-0)

Republican.

The article states he plunged into the pool while aboard a lawnmower. WTF indeed.

[ - ] lord_nougat 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 13:30:48 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like it would have been a bit funnier had the pool been full rather than empty.

[ - ] oyveyo 0 points 6 monthsOct 24, 2024 16:24:32 ago (+0/-0)

Great, now all lawnmowers will be required by law to float, have airbags, remote kill switches, have an EPIRB, daytime running lights, and mandatory easily accessible spare key box on it so niggers can easily and safely steal them.