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Witches Complain They Can’t Cast Spells On Trump Because He Has “Some Kind of Protection Around Him”

submitted by dulcima to WTF 7 monthsOct 23, 2024 07:16:19 ago (+27/-1)     (modernity.news)

https://modernity.news/2024/10/23/witches-complain-they-cant-cast-spells-on-trump-because-he-has-some-kind-of-protection-around-him/



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[ - ] con77 0 points 7 monthsOct 23, 2024 10:15:30 ago (+0/-0)

Fukn A !

[ - ] Leveraction 0 points 7 monthsOct 23, 2024 13:19:42 ago (+1/-1)

Trump was sent here by God, that's why. Pretty simple. God always wins over satan

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 7 monthsOct 23, 2024 13:27:05 ago (+3/-3)

Trump is the least Godly person ever. Great actor though, and top tier marketing. No one even talks about his 'incest' photos with child Ivanka anymore.

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 0 points 7 monthsOct 23, 2024 20:12:49 ago (+0/-0)

was just about to post that the christcucks would eat this ridiculous nonsense up. you're just as dumb and gullible as the fat women 'witches' who believe the same garbage as you, just on the opposite side. reason and logic are the enemies of the jew, the enemies of redditors and the enemies of you.

[ - ] parrygrin 0 points 7 monthsOct 23, 2024 13:20:25 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 0 points 7 monthsOct 24, 2024 05:27:51 ago (+0/-0)

Have they tried casting "Dispel Magic" first? Or are they not high enough level yet to cast third level spells?

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 7 monthsOct 23, 2024 07:20:50 ago (+1/-0)

Jesus

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 7 monthsOct 23, 2024 09:02:40 ago (+1/-0)

I think you know where witches belong

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 7 monthsOct 23, 2024 10:44:57 ago (+3/-0)

On muh dick

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 7 monthsOct 23, 2024 11:34:58 ago (+1/-0)

In ditchez biiaaaaaatch!

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 7 monthsOct 23, 2024 18:40:00 ago (+1/-0)

Dear witches, stop worshipping Jews.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 7 monthsOct 23, 2024 11:34:03 ago (+2/-0)

Oyyyyy veyyyyyy ess gotta be his ever increasing threat tuh duhhhhhmockcrazy datz subvoitink hour spellz err uhhh umm duhhhhh witchez! Kvetch

[ - ] MelGlibson 2 points 7 monthsOct 23, 2024 18:37:28 ago (+2/-0)

Witches ask there Rabbi if they can cast spells on Trump get rejected.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 4 points 7 monthsOct 23, 2024 11:09:17 ago (+4/-0)

Five pointed star, six pointed star, what’s the difference? She’s just jelly the kikes put a spell on him first.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 1 point 7 monthsOct 23, 2024 13:17:08 ago (+1/-0)

Wham

[ - ] Sector2 4 points 7 monthsOct 23, 2024 13:24:10 ago (+4/-0)

Marketing for Trump is now using witches to promote him. The deep state has big plans for Trump in round two, or they're amping it up for the biggest rug pull ever. Maybe they'll have him do another vax? Ban cash? Attack Iran? We're gonna be screwed either way.

[ - ] texasblood 6 points 7 monthsOct 23, 2024 09:33:24 ago (+6/-0)

" some kind "?
He has THE PROTECTION

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 7 monthsOct 23, 2024 13:24:48 ago (+2/-0)

From the current ruler of this world?

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 monthsOct 23, 2024 11:34:36 ago (+0/-0)

Is that what he was referring to when talking about John Daly?

[ - ] drhitler 7 points 7 monthsOct 23, 2024 12:30:13 ago (+7/-0)

All these bitter old women, pissed off at all men because a 6ft millionaire didn't marry them at 21

[ - ] ManwiththeNewspaper 12 points 7 monthsOct 23, 2024 08:40:45 ago (+12/-0)

Ancient Babylonian Talmudic magic > modern obese SSRI induced magic