Hate that shit too. I'm not sure if it's cultural or generational, but my father in-law does that shit. Go to the fuckin bathroom if you're gonna do that shit. Don't you want access to a mirror to make damn sure you ain't leaving a snail trail on your mustache? I think my dad used to do that too. That generation of men always had a fuckin snot filled handkerchief in their pocket. Shit blows my mind.
[ - ] Sector2 1 point 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 16:38:09 ago (+1/-0)
More, unless the burp or fart are productive. Probably a tie with spitting. You have to turn away from the other diners to spit, but nose blowing can be done in place, and often is.
Covering one nostril and blowing it all out of the other (on the floor?) is going to be the worst case at the dinner table.
@Nosferatjew...same pants different pockets, an asshole ignorant enough to do one will also do the others...it's no joke, this is a serious problem, it signifies just how far society has declined, my problem is that I'm vocal about it and restaurant patrons have thoughts that their world is about to end
You should see the look of anxiety as I realize I have to blow my nose seated at a restaurant. I will either wait until we leave, in agony, or as you say, head to the bathroom.
Yes. Just to blow my nose.
because I'm white and that is what we do. 2024 - we still exist
Cmon Paula, if some dumb fuck has a river of snot oozing from their snout then they should leave the table and hork out their nasal cavity away from everyone who's trying to eat, also, who with an IQ better than 100 would stare at someone who's dripping snot, mucus and phlegm (it's pronounced "flem" Paula)...I was trying to cut you some slack here by being somewhat civil but you give the impression that you like ridicule and criticism.
"ooze" is a more descriptive word than "emerge". I was trying to get the right word. Sometimes people don't have time to remove themselves. Years ago me and a mate went to a Thai restaurant and foolishly ordered something with curry, I think it was, and we cried and snotted through the whole meal. I used up at least one small packet of tissues.
[ + ] albatrosv15
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[ + ] Nosferatjew
[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 15:56:34 ago (+2/-0)
How about audibly farting?
How about silent farting? Which is usually much stinkier.
How about spitting on the floor while at the table?
Please rank.
[ + ] Sector2
[ - ] Sector2 1 point 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 16:38:09 ago (+1/-0)
Covering one nostril and blowing it all out of the other (on the floor?) is going to be the worst case at the dinner table.
[ + ] Nosferatjew
[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 16:54:04 ago (+2/-0)
lol snot rocket
[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper
[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 16:55:48 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] Nosferatjew
[ - ] Nosferatjew 0 points 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 17:02:47 ago (+0/-0)
Once upon a time, my flipphone fit in the little fifth pocket of my jeans. Can't get away with that anymore.
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[ + ] puremadness
[ - ] puremadness 1 point 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 23:58:48 ago (+1/-0)
I will either wait until we leave, in agony, or as you say, head to the bathroom.
Yes. Just to blow my nose.
because I'm white and that is what we do.
2024 - we still exist
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