Crazy bitch milf around my age who had my full standing teenaged attention at 'oops I did it again'? I'm not going to kick her out of bed for shitting on her own pillow. You bet your buns I'd ride Britney.
I'm not letting her near my pillows mind you...
Or the liquor cabinet. Or entertain any of my guests.
oh man you can be my wingman any day with that low effort attitude.
trust me when i say you do get to an age where maybe you dont have regrets about the chances you did take, but that one little time you could have gotten your dick wet with someone you never thought youd get to get your dick wet with... you know, the kind of calibre woman youd pause the vcr for and give it a squeeze when youd snuck back home during the day in year 7... sticks with you forever. if britney slaps on that fuckin cheerleader outfit from what 30 years ago now and put it out there im not faggot enough to refuse. you got one too. i know it. homo.
a certain ex abc weathergirl/some time goodlife gym mall spruiker who jokingly offered an ass fucking in the carpark on break also comes to one of my minds.... i regret not doing that. that was worth losing a replaceable job but irreplaceable experience over.
i mean, dont take it so personal, in the grand scheme of things, someone like, say, your mum, would be far less effort, and far easier to get at. so i mean if your mums hot and slaps on britneys outfit from 30 years ago and put it out there for me id probably go there as well.
[ + ] puremadness
[ - ] puremadness 1 point 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 12:56:33 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 05:23:53 ago (+1/-0)
But I'm not going to consider it legitimate until I've seen evidence of the consummation.
In 4k HD.
If I can't see breakfast the resolution isn't high enough to count.
[ + ] Sheitstrom
[ - ] Sheitstrom 0 points 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 16:20:32 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] iSnark
[ - ] iSnark 0 points 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 04:35:34 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 05:27:16 ago (+2/-0)*
Crazy bitch milf around my age who had my full standing teenaged attention at 'oops I did it again'? I'm not going to kick her out of bed for shitting on her own pillow. You bet your buns I'd ride Britney.
I'm not letting her near my pillows mind you...
Or the liquor cabinet. Or entertain any of my guests.
I have a mind like a sound proof dungeon...
[ + ] Panic
[ - ] Panic 0 points 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 12:41:46 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2024 08:49:44 ago (+0/-0)*
trust me when i say you do get to an age where maybe you dont have regrets about the chances you did take, but that one little time you could have gotten your dick wet with someone you never thought youd get to get your dick wet with... you know, the kind of calibre woman youd pause the vcr for and give it a squeeze when youd snuck back home during the day in year 7... sticks with you forever. if britney slaps on that fuckin cheerleader outfit from what 30 years ago now and put it out there im not faggot enough to refuse. you got one too. i know it. homo.
a certain ex abc weathergirl/some time goodlife gym mall spruiker who jokingly offered an ass fucking in the carpark on break also comes to one of my minds.... i regret not doing that. that was worth losing a replaceable job but irreplaceable experience over.
i mean, dont take it so personal, in the grand scheme of things, someone like, say, your mum, would be far less effort, and far easier to get at. so i mean if your mums hot and slaps on britneys outfit from 30 years ago and put it out there for me id probably go there as well.