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Navy identifies two aviators who died in Growler crash. It's women.

submitted by allAheadFull to whatever 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 20:41:55 ago (+22/-0)     (news.usni.org)

https://news.usni.org/2024/10/21/navy-identifies-two-crew-members-who-died-in-growler-crash

No cause listed.

The two both were dog moms, something the two women bonded over. Evans leaves behind Nix, an Australian shepherd, while Wileman owned Riley, a Chiweenie mix.

Evans was part of the all-female flyover during the Super Bowl in 2023. She was a Growler Tactics Instructor (GTI), recognized as the Growler Tactics Instructor of the Year for Fiscal Year 2024, according to a Navy release.


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[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 10:13:02 ago (+0/-0)

Evans was part of the all-female flyover during the Super Bowl in 2023.

Why the fuck is government money being spent for such a thing?

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 0 points 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 12:25:21 ago (+0/-0)

Because they have people fly a bunch to get experience anyway, so might as well fly them over a stadium while they do it to help with PR and recruiting.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 23:01:11 ago (+1/-0)

The picture on the left has that Midjourney AI look, so I will assume it is fake, and the creature on the right appears to have had a double mastectomy, tax-payer funded no doubt.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 06:05:30 ago (+1/-0)

dei always kills eventually. Just a matter of time.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 07:23:16 ago (+1/-0)

They bonded over dogs, and cunt-lapping

[ - ] beece 2 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 22:05:02 ago (+2/-0)

They have not recovered the bodies but they are saying that they are dead? Doesn't make sense.

[ - ] allAheadFull [op] 3 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 22:42:29 ago (+3/-0)

Crashed in the snowy mountains, probably assuming exposure due to no survival gear, no signal fires etc. Also bears.

[ - ] beece 2 points 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 00:25:25 ago (+2/-0)

They're not snowy below 5000'-6,000' allahead. Bears are black bears, no grizzlies, black bears would avoid. In fact, unseasonably warm, with rain. https://www.ventusky.com/?p=47.04;-123.45;6&l=feel&t=20241022/0300

[ - ] allAheadFull [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 23, 2024 13:49:36 ago (+0/-0)

My bad. The article said snowy. They're either dead or they're running naked with a pack of wolves.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 01:27:33 ago (+2/-0)*

oh that shits playing with fire.

6 months time the fucking ops room door smashes open and two angry bitches with swamp thang hair still dragging along parachutes start going fucking apeshit about how 'YOURE NEVER THERE FOR US YOU THOUGHTLESS BASTARDS'

"er... didnt you say someone ... er ... you know ... pop pop into the canopy... to um....."
"yeah about that... search and rescue now falls under 'mandated diversity' cost analysis is still ongoing but indicates an unreasonably high attrition rate on acrylic nails and soy based field rations we should be able to get it done in the next fiscal year"
"DAMN BEAURUCRACY!"

[ - ] AngryWhiteKeyboardWarrior 1 point 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 11:44:27 ago (+1/-0)

If they ejected, they probably would have known about it. Radio comms, emergency beacons, whatever.

no ejection and there's a big smoking hole in the ground? yeah that's a pretty good sign those ladies are dead.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 00:34:34 ago (+2/-0)

lol dumb bitches

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 01:18:16 ago (+3/-0)*

women...

flying a growler....

theres a joke here somewhere. ill think of it. something similar to male soldiers and hummers.... shit....

i mean the story itself is great but not finding a way to somehow work in a cunningulus joke seems wasteful - oh my fucking god this gets better the more i read'

"Growler Tactics Instructor of the Year...."

what, she got some kind of secret vibrating 4 foot long tongue or some shit? Wait here we go here we go...
Sucks the soul out of Admiral Xzibit, blackmails him into giving her a "Super Naval Aviator" job... but to fuck her up makes an injoke out of it by slapping her with another carpet muncher, in the COCKpit of a flying face fuck.

YO DAWG - NOW YOU CAN GROWL WHILE YOU GO THE GROWL IN YO GROWLER!

"a chiweenie mix" - well thats one way to describe a soyboy husband.

[ - ] allAheadFull [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 12:31:05 ago (+0/-0)

theres a joke here somewhere

Maybe they were fucking their dogs.

[ - ] boekanier 3 points 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 01:34:42 ago (+3/-0)

what? and say that women are just as good, if not better than men...

[ - ] DivineLight2 4 points 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 00:51:16 ago (+5/-1)

Crazy old dog hags, nothing of value was lost.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 7 points 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 01:26:23 ago (+7/-0)

bro,

the fucking airframe.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 5 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 22:53:22 ago (+5/-0)

...and look at how these unqualified personnel are getting praised...fucking clown world is lethally ignorant of what a role model is supposed to be and equally ignorant about the definition of qualified...today proper skill merits nothing, it's all about skin color, faggotry, ideology and being as warped as one can be...a hero isn't a White male who acts selflessly in the face of danger, it's the fag covered in ink and piercings with incurable STDs who comes out of the closet...OH THE HUMANITY.

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 0 points 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 10:17:09 ago (+0/-0)

Scroll down to the "journalist's" bio.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 8 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 21:22:45 ago (+8/-0)

And just think, this is so sad, just think, they were about to serve israel but never got the chance to. So sad.

[ - ] Version6 14 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 21:01:28 ago (+14/-0)

I'm shocked. Shocked I tell you.

[ - ] Belfuro 8 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 22:01:37 ago (+8/-0)

The pilot behind the crappy piloting that sank an f35 was never named.
Clearly a female.
Why else would the navy cover for the pilot?

[ - ] Trumpman1488 0 points 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 03:08:23 ago (+2/-2)

I knew they were white women because they only had dogs to leave behind LOL

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 16 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 20:44:57 ago (+16/-0)

I'm bout fuckin sick of people that call women that do literally anything a trailblazer.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 12 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 21:23:30 ago (+12/-0)

My wife trailblazed some fucking dinner last night!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 22:16:26 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah she did!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 22:35:15 ago (+3/-0)

No really, I handed her a casserole recipe and she made it happen. She’s finna grille up some salmon tonight. She likes the new kitchen.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 22:38:43 ago (+3/-0)

Oh fuck yeah. I'd need a new kitchen if my wife tried to cook. Bitch burns boiled water, she bakes alright though and I use the grill 80% of the time anyway.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 00:29:45 ago (+2/-0)

You know, it’s funny; wife always did pretty good in the kitchen, but I did most of the cooking, mostly because I like to do it.
We get a new kitchen and I can’t even get in there. She volunteers almost every time!

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 21:53:27 ago (+1/-0)

IceMonkey, I was going to drop a wicked burn on you, but I know you too well! Not worth losing the friendship!

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 21:55:31 ago (+3/-0)

You know what? We’re buds, and a homie can do a sick burn and we'll all laugh about it!
You go right ahead. What you got?

[ - ] TheYiddler 2 points 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 02:06:11 ago (+2/-0)

Amelia Earheart. Famous for being a woman pilot but she didn't even succeed.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 6 monthsOct 22, 2024 07:24:14 ago (+1/-0)

'she' was a man, baby!