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Anyone else thinking about buying a motorcycle and joining a white supremacist gang?

submitted by titstitstits to AskGoats 6 monthsOct 20, 2024 17:20:19 ago (+5/-1)     (AskGoats)

White girl non-white guy ratio I see in public has me wanting to join a white-race gang. Lots of perks:

get to fight back against this bullshit
lots of interesting new friends
* girls find it irresistible

Only thing that's stopping me is the coming singularity.


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[ - ] JewNitedStates 0 points 6 monthsOct 20, 2024 20:02:07 ago (+0/-0)*

Sure. If you like the crank trade and poisoning your own people.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 01:27:34 ago (+0/-0)

Most of my experience with national biker "clubs" is that they are 60 - 80% assholes. I have met a number of decent ones though. I have heavily suggested to a couple of my friends not to join. Maybe small chapters are fine, but I wouldn't risk it.

I figure it would be better to go to a gun range and be friendly to folks there to find better allies.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 15:22:50 ago (+0/-0)

But no one talks to the boomers at my range. They just sit in the corner and give each other advice on how to get more money from the government.

[ - ] bosunmoon 0 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 17:08:41 ago (+0/-0)

Just find a lady and have lots of white kids.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 6 monthsOct 20, 2024 21:59:25 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck you

[ - ] SOULESS 1 point 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 10:29:33 ago (+1/-0)

You'd have to make your own. Biker gangs are no good.

My dad had a little one with his friends when he was younger. They were the "Rattlesnakes", but at events the other gangs made fun of them and thought their badge looked more like "The Tulips". Lol.

He would go caroling for food with his buddies and do harmless stuff. Has a lot of funny stories and sounds like a good way to bond with some good buddies.

[ - ] paul_neri 3 points 6 monthsOct 20, 2024 17:38:50 ago (+4/-1)

@con77 pulls more chicks with his bike than his new hairstyle.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 6 monthsOct 20, 2024 19:00:05 ago (+3/-0)

I gotta hand it to you Paula, sometimes you do come up with some good ones, that one actually made me laugh...BUT...word on the battle field is that since con77's new hairstyle he hasn't been able to sleep a full night due to the mob of dames wanting to rub skin with him and do his laundry whether it needs it or not

[ - ] con77 1 point 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 14:04:51 ago (+1/-0)

its me not giving a shit that is the aphrodisiac

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 18:37:59 ago (+1/-0)

@con77...when in doubt fire both barrels at once.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 02:20:41 ago (+0/-0)

Phwoar!

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 3 points 6 monthsOct 20, 2024 17:52:30 ago (+3/-0)

You think it's the motorcycle that qualifies you as a clubber?...many feds think like that, which is good because it puts focus elsewhere...E-bike gang members?...OH THE HUMANITY

[ - ] texasblood 3 points 6 monthsOct 20, 2024 19:03:10 ago (+3/-0)

Low profile is how the "ready" are.
No time for play toys cause WE are at WAR!
Common Sense will soon be tested.
Let's see all those auto-caps lock keyboards.......
Geritol up motherfuckers!

[ - ] Indoctrinated_USA 3 points 6 monthsOct 20, 2024 19:42:24 ago (+3/-0)

You don't join an MC.
You're selected.
Usually from a support club, and only after having been a known associate for a few years.
You also don't just start a club.
You need permission.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 6 monthsOct 20, 2024 20:28:27 ago (+1/-0)

@Indoctrinated_USA...EXACTLY
But I have to state this...in subculture terms, THERE'S NO LIFE LIKE THE LOW LIFE

[ - ] Kozel 4 points 6 monthsOct 20, 2024 17:26:38 ago (+4/-0)

I'm scared of a bike because niggers drive cars and crash into the bikes

[ - ] iSnark 4 points 6 monthsOct 20, 2024 17:35:53 ago (+4/-0)

They won't do THAT when you're wearing a 1% cut! They KNOW that certain death follows them, that's just too expensive of a FAAFO!

[ - ] autotic 4 points 6 monthsOct 20, 2024 19:16:39 ago (+4/-0)

I think you give them too much credit for foresight and situational awareness.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 6 monthsOct 20, 2024 20:16:06 ago (+0/-0)

Niggers don't understand per capita. They're not going to know what 1% means.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 5 points 6 monthsOct 20, 2024 19:02:25 ago (+5/-0)

THey are all just covers for selfish criminal activity. None of them are sincere about race reality.

[ - ] puremadness 3 points 6 monthsOct 20, 2024 19:07:57 ago (+3/-0)

^this

[ - ] Trumpman1488 5 points 6 monthsOct 20, 2024 19:14:35 ago (+5/-0)

You can join my biker gang. There’s 43 of us and we call ourselves The Trump Warriors! Planning on heading to the next Jan 6th if Kamala rigs the election.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 6 monthsOct 20, 2024 20:28:42 ago (+1/-0)

IF?

[ - ] con77 0 points 6 monthsOct 21, 2024 14:03:39 ago (+0/-0)

see you in Valhalla brother!

[ - ] autotic 7 points 6 monthsOct 20, 2024 19:15:23 ago (+7/-0)

I've met a grand total of 1 hot biker chick ever. And she was already riding bitch with an openly White supremacist certified bad ass. All of the others have been low class meth trash.

"The odds are good but the goods are odd."