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Occasionally I see a video that makes me wish I had children

submitted by 2Drunk to whatever 7 monthsOct 19, 2024 17:06:11 ago (+9/-0)     (9gag.com)

https://9gag.com/gag/agmnR9n



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[ - ] PostWallHelena 3 points 7 monthsOct 19, 2024 17:38:32 ago (+3/-0)

Quit drinking first.

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 0 points 7 monthsOct 19, 2024 19:21:55 ago (+0/-0)*

Quit being fat

Maybe if you dropped 300 pounds I could get an erection and we could have children.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 7 monthsOct 19, 2024 19:35:32 ago (+0/-0)

I weigh 115. It wasn’t an offer.

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 0 points 7 monthsOct 19, 2024 19:52:53 ago (+0/-0)

Your face must really be fuck up then. Pitbill incident or car crash, elephantiasis?

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 7 monthsOct 20, 2024 02:55:38 ago (+0/-0)

Fetal alcohol syndrome can be transmitted by the father too.
Sober up and propagate the white race, or stay 2drunk and adopt. Foster care comes with a check, the government will actually give you beer money to raise other people's kids

[ - ] HelenHighwater 4 points 7 monthsOct 19, 2024 18:14:24 ago (+4/-0)

Makes me want "kids" too.

^ see what I did there...?

[ - ] 2Drunk [op] 3 points 7 monthsOct 19, 2024 19:22:35 ago (+3/-0)

You put a jewish spin on it?

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 7 monthsOct 19, 2024 19:29:53 ago (+0/-0)

Noooo, 'kids' are the name for baby goats.

[ - ] Love240 1 point 7 monthsOct 19, 2024 20:37:40 ago (+1/-0)

ZOOM!

That was the sound of the joke going over your head.