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Liquid Death Water Post 2 - You Can "Sell Your Soul" to Them + Tony Hawk...?

submitted by Scyber to WTF 8 monthsOct 16, 2024 21:26:06 ago (+4/-1)     (liquiddeath.com)

https://liquiddeath.com/pages/sell-your-soul

Link is to a page where you can apparently legally sell your soul to Liquid Death in order to be part of their "exclusive club"

Then I found [THIS PIC OF TONY HAWK HOLDING A VIAL OF BLOOD AND A NOTEPAD](https://liquiddeath.com/cdn/shop/files/LiquiddeathxTonyHawk.webp?v=1704246264&width=600) and look to see what's written on it.
WTF.


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[ - ] MasklessTheGreat 2 points 8 monthsOct 16, 2024 22:16:15 ago (+2/-0)

If you drink a drink called liquid death then you deserve what comes because you are fucking stupid. Somebody gave me one and I accepted it to be nice but you bet your ass I threw that shit out later and didn’t even open the can.

[ - ] Shitstartercarter 0 points 8 monthsOct 17, 2024 12:40:05 ago (+0/-0)

It's a gimmick. Sell artsy fartsy overpriced seltzer water in a tall can. Have had one at a concert when I was super dehydrated. Shit was seltzer with a bit more carbonation. No clue why they get away with selling a can for 3 dollars at the store.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 8 monthsOct 16, 2024 22:38:30 ago (+3/-0)

Pretty sure Tony Hawk has been part of the club since the late 90's/early 2000's. Really, I would guess that the highest paid individuals in any given sport have probably been given the master key to success. Dude's made millions off of video games, sponsorships, the music industry, and fashion. You don't get to do that if your ledger is clean. He also doesn't seem to age very much. Skateboarding tears your body up, but he looks like a highschool science teacher in his 30's.

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 8 monthsOct 16, 2024 22:41:01 ago (+1/-0)

"reject all cookies"

yea gonna go ahead and click that on this one.

[ - ] Love240 0 points 8 monthsOct 17, 2024 00:35:24 ago (+0/-0)

He looks like death.

I also heard they have witches do some ceremony over their product.

[ - ] NoSalvation 0 points 8 monthsOct 17, 2024 04:30:45 ago (+0/-0)

"We’re just a funny beverage company who hates corporate marketing as much as you do. Our evil mission is to make people laugh and get more of them to drink more healthy beverages more often, all while helping to kill plastic pollution".

Now sell me your soul.