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I think I had my first bona fide run-in with a "Karen" today

submitted by PoundOfFlesh to TellUpgoat 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 18:13:24 ago (+20/-0)     (TellUpgoat)

Shopping at the warehouse club. Passed by this lady a couple times in the aisles. Noticed she was squeezing through people but wasn't being courteous - one thing to be in a hurry, another to be an asshole. The third time we saw her she tried pushing her cart past ours on the side of the aisle and bumped it. If she said excuse me she barely muttered it. Anyway, I told her to say excuse me and be more patient next time.

I shit you not this lady turned around and bull-rushed up to me, stuck her arms out sideways, and said loudly, "WELL EXCUSE ME." I asked her if she wanted to hit me, otherwise get out of my face. She backed up and said again, "I DID SAY EXCUSE ME." I told her to buzz off and she said, "You are..." then basically short-circuited from the lack of emotional control. A female nigger moment. I repeated, "Buzz off, be more considerate in the future." Again she said, "YOU ARE..." then stomped away.

Funny thing is after I noticed I had one hand on my side ready to reach behind my back ready to pull out mister pocket knife. Wouldn't have done so with this hysterical cunt, it's just the instinct I've developed when dealing with retards. She was around 55 y.o. and at least 5'9" and thick but not fat, so I might have had my hands full if she wanted to scrap.

Not trying to sound like a hard-ass here, just sharing what's a more frequent occurrence and observation. It's more likely to see random people arguing and yelling at each other for whatever reason in public. Don't know how much of it was the clot shot, or just the social isolation, or something else but most people out there are borderline rabid. Cooler heads do prevail but I'm losing my patience with all the retards out there. I avoid engaging with them but in this case it was warranted.


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[ - ] con77 12 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 19:00:23 ago (+12/-0)

Might as well argue with a pile of shit.
You'll get nowhere and it's still a pile of shit.

[ - ] lord_nougat 8 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 18:20:59 ago (+8/-0)

So are you gonna take her to dinner or what?

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 11 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 18:24:19 ago (+11/-0)

I asked her and she said, "Sorry, I have to take these frozen chicken tenders home and bake them for lord_nougat before he locks himself in the bathroom again."

[ - ] lord_nougat 5 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 18:44:44 ago (+5/-0)

SWEET! CHICKYTENDIES!!!!

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 8 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 19:01:01 ago (+8/-0)

It's more common today than 30years ago that females spontaneously short circuit, subconsiously driven by the false dogma of liberalism they are completely adrift from reality, to them the world is as they've been programmed to believe, not as it actually is, their reality is a construct supported by a foundation of sand and it's eroding by the minute but they can't see it nor can they deal with it. I'm just waiting for a situation where chivalry is the expected standard ie "women and children first"...today chivalry gets a man in trouble so I'll just act in my own interest...and I have no problems decking any dame who gets physical or spits at me, I've done it a few times with zero regrets or guilt.

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 18:38:43 ago (+4/-0)

least 5'9" and thick but not fat,

cant say you didnt see her coming.

[ - ] bohmoonx 4 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 20:21:30 ago (+4/-0)

Stay away from an aroused 5'9" 55yo thick Karen, they will take top and choke you out, make breakfast in the morning and never leave.

[ - ] glooper 4 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 20:22:03 ago (+5/-1)*

remember, most women need jilled off in a sexual way or they go nuts. Those hormones. They go into "hysteria" if this doesn't happen.

remember just 80 years or so ago they had to go to Doc's to get "digital release" basically medical finger banging.

Then some doc , who's fingers were tired (seriously that's the story) invented the vibrator...


so, in conclusion, Get out there and fuck those women better and these sorts of things won't happen as much...

https://embryo.asu.edu/pages/medical-vibrators-treatment-female-hysteria

"According to Havelock Ellis, physician and author of Psychology of Sex, a study estimated that in 1913, 75 percent of women suffered from female hysteria."

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2024 07:53:37 ago (+2/-0)

Oh I can't wait to use the term "female hysteria" with my old lady. The fireworks are gonna be absolutely spectacular. Thank you for that

[ - ] ProudRebel 3 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 19:45:30 ago (+3/-0)

There are complete fucking retard among us. She probably hasn't been laid in over a decade. I get cranky if I don't play with some boobs at least once a week. But there are angels among us too. People who walk and talk like us but they go around doing angel stuff all day.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2024 01:54:22 ago (+3/-0)

Maybe she's a clot-tard. It caused a lot of brain damage.

The problem with assholes is there's always another one.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 2 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2024 01:03:10 ago (+2/-0)

It's called Narcissistic Rage.
https://psychology.fandom.com/wiki/Narcissistic_rage_and_narcissistic_injury
It's like a temper tantrum but more psychotic. Most women exhibit this behavior now

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 19:53:45 ago (+1/-0)

Lol groceries are not that serious.

It's okay to simply laugh at people who's life is so pathetic that they raise a fuss over their Jewish goyfeed allotment and move on.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 22:28:54 ago (+1/-0)

Anarcho-tyranny, not rising to meet the big things and overreacting to the little things, is feminine. The female is anarcho-tyranny in the flesh.

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 23:02:18 ago (+1/-0)

You should have replied to ms. karen,.. I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in" and smile.

[ - ] dass 1 point 6 monthsOct 17, 2024 01:36:35 ago (+1/-0)

dude just poke her in the eye.

[ - ] boekanier 1 point 6 monthsOct 17, 2024 02:15:42 ago (+1/-0)

are you sure it was a genuine woman?

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 6 monthsOct 17, 2024 07:17:08 ago (+1/-0)

Always avoid niggers and White women like the plague, they can only destroy

[ - ] _Obrez 0 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 22:40:22 ago (+0/-0)

My sister is one of these, we are both contrarian in nature but I learned to let things go rather than stew in petty anger and hatred, my sleep was worth more to me than picking fights over petty frustrations. I blame MTV and reality TV for ruining millennial women in this specific way. Reddit and other echo-chambers filled with narcissistic liberals are certainly a factor but they just reinforce the attitude problems brought on by idolizing snarky tv writing.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey -2 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 19:51:13 ago (+0/-2)

You sound like a little bitch-boy.
No one would come at me like that if told them to step aside, or some shit.
You got punked because you’re a fat, gay, retard.
Trumpman.
Besides, you kvetch like a bitch.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 22:42:34 ago (+2/-1)

For those of you just joining us, KikeMonkey is still butthurt about my post regarding Jimmy Carter looking like literal death. He threw a hissy fit there but didn't quite get it all out of his system.

You got punked because you’re a fat, gay, retard.

Punked? She's having nightmares about me tonight, nigger.

Speaking of fat, look at your hand you fat fuck. You must weigh 300 lbs.

Trumpman.

You're projecting, KikeMonkey. You spend so much time posting here it'd make sense you'd also post under alt accounts when you're not busy shoving nails up your pastor's ass.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 6 monthsOct 17, 2024 08:18:04 ago (+1/-0)

I think "Kikemonkey" might be suffering from female hysteria.
Also Carter does look like literal death. I'm going to walk around with a picture of him on Halloween and make children cry

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 17, 2024 14:22:25 ago (+1/-0)

I think "Kikemonkey" might be suffering from female hysteria.

He has many womanly qualities, for sure.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 6 monthsOct 17, 2024 11:04:13 ago (+0/-0)

A little obsessed, aren’t you?

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat -4 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 22:01:04 ago (+0/-4)

Didn’t read your shit story. You’re a fag. Fuck off.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 3 points 6 monthsOct 16, 2024 22:37:36 ago (+3/-0)

And yet you felt compelled to reply anyway.

Kill yourself, nigger.

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 1 point 6 monthsOct 17, 2024 08:22:56 ago (+1/-0)

Hey, we don't talk like that around here. You treat OP with the respect he/she/they deserve.
@PoundOfFlesh is a niggerfaggot, get it right CuntlessTheMediocre

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 17, 2024 14:26:17 ago (+1/-0)*

PoundOfFlesh is a niggerfaggot

We goats each have a little niggerfaggot inside us, after all.

In CuntlessTheMediocre's case he usually has three niggerfaggots inside him - two in the ass, one in the mouth.