It's all in the numbers - Upgoat

I was found floating face down in the pool when I was seven. Before and after are my earliest memories. Crazy thing is, I was named after my uncle who drowned to death as a child. So yeah, that was the first time I died. Pretty boring. Edit I also have a nephew that I shared a name with, and my uncle had an uncle of the same name. I'm the only one in four generations of that name to make it to adulthood.

[ + ] MuricaPersonified

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 1 point 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 16:49:58 ago (+1/-0)

Were your parents trying to get lucky? Because damn.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 16:52:55 ago (+2/-0)

They did, I'm still here. My dad was the one that brought me back. Good thing he was a doctor.

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 16:55:37 ago (+0/-0)

We should get the glowniggers to break down the numbers on those statistics. I should be dead multiple times. I feel like buster Keaton sometimes

[ + ] AntiPostmodernist

[ - ] AntiPostmodernist 0 points 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 22:26:53 ago (+0/-0)

the cells in a human body are completely replaced within about every 6-8 years, a range which we can average out to 7.

[ + ] Smedleys_Butler

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 8 monthsOct 16, 2024 05:33:45 ago (+0/-0)

Ever feel it? My ass was born very premature so I have to be a sensitive bad ass

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 15:49:05 ago (+0/-0)

Got any evidence of these murder parties?

[ - ] CoronaHoax 0 points 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 14:15:52 ago (+0/-0)*

don't quite get the 777 one.

The a dolt one is hilarious though. Considering one side of my family has always, still to this day, says I need to "grow up" and "be an a dolt". And for the entirety of my life, I could not define what this meant. Closest things I could come up with were, be stupid / a asshole / an alcoholic.

[ + ] Sleazy

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 15:05:56 ago (+0/-0)

777 is the number of God, just like 666 is the number of Satan

[ + ] Ducktalesooo000ooo

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 15:13:39 ago (+0/-0)

pretty sure it's 5.

4 is bad. 5 is good.

[ + ] dass

[ - ] dass 0 points 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 15:39:05 ago (+0/-0)

'69' is the number of chad.

[ + ] TheYiddler

[ - ] TheYiddler 0 points 8 monthsOct 16, 2024 01:22:09 ago (+0/-0)

69 is oral sex, including on a woman, which is beta behavior.