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Iv realized what being an adult is.

submitted by GreenSaint to whatever 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 03:07:54 ago (+3/-0)     (whatever)

Being an adult is having all your free time sucked into a black hole . That’s what it is. The more free time you have the more childlike you are. Once all your off days turn into I gotta do this and this and fucking this then you’re truly grown.


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[ - ] puremadness 2 points 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 05:17:10 ago (+2/-0)*

pretty much

Sometimes you also get to dress up, but I don't really like court.

I've used up all my vacations days this year on moving, court dates and dental appointments.
On my favorite vacation day, I got a tooth pulled and fell asleep on ibuprofen and nyquil.

ich bin adult

I also now thoroughly understand the look old men get when someone starts bitching.
My taxes pay everyones salary.

[ - ] GreenSaint [op] 0 points 8 monthsOct 15, 2024 13:29:16 ago (+0/-0)

Here’s a tip. When you go to the dentist get the nitros oxide. It costs a little more, or maybe yours is free but man it sure is fun.just getting high as hell for an hour. Put your ass in lala land

[ - ] namefagsrgay 0 points 8 monthsOct 16, 2024 11:56:49 ago (+0/-0)

I just refuse at this point. I don't want anything this society has to offer.