The big thing on the reservations was Aqua Velva...they also boil gasoline on top of a propane stove (open flame) and inhale the vapor...the teepee rat is a useless fuck
ours are pretty speshul. they learn about sex one of two ways. their dad or uncle keeps their sister at home from school and demonstrates on her
or if theyre feeling particularly toey and walkabout (looting) took them too far from home, theyll raid a coles supermarket for the rotisserie chickens and go to town on that with their mates.
Reservations are a hell on Earth. Picture the most psychotic cannibals given a little bit of land, given enough money to live without worry, and nobody really cares what laws they break(but a few try).
Now give them access to all the wonderous drugs and consumerist paraphernalia of a modern society.
Indians (tepee, not dot) like their medicinal escapes. (Highest percentage of substance abuse (alcohol + other controlled substances) by people group in the US.)
For the rest of the joke, I'll let the one-and-only Trevor Moore explain that to you:
[ + ] Zyklonbeekeeper
[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 18:17:03 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] namefagsrgay
[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 19:43:47 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 01:08:43 ago (+1/-0)
or if theyre feeling particularly toey and walkabout (looting) took them too far from home, theyll raid a coles supermarket for the rotisserie chickens and go to town on that with their mates.
[ + ] UncleDoug
[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 23:37:02 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 21:58:31 ago (+1/-0)
It doesn't work.
[ + ] iSnark
[ - ] iSnark 1 point 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 17:22:53 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2
[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 3 points 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 18:50:47 ago (+3/-0)
Now give them access to all the wonderous drugs and consumerist paraphernalia of a modern society.
[ + ] stillmostlyfriendly
[ - ] stillmostlyfriendly 1 point 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 18:48:36 ago (+1/-0)*
For the rest of the joke, I'll let the one-and-only Trevor Moore explain that to you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOCdIY_HKM4
(And, if I must explain further - you can't buy alcohol directly with food stamps. But, you can by mouthwash...)
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 01:09:33 ago (+0/-0)
[ + ] i_scream_trucks
[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 01:07:16 ago (+0/-0)
otherwise it would just be yet another of the 365 days spent wasted and not really all that special at all.
[ + ] puremadness
[ - ] puremadness 0 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 00:32:53 ago (+0/-0)