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WTF?! The civil war is hot?! "White Hats have “neutralized” approximately 860 FEMA personnel, including upper management"

submitted by Love240 to RealNews 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 15:07:21 ago (+8/-3)     (realrawnews.com)

https://realrawnews.com/2024/10/white-and-red-hats-form-union-to-end-fema/

The next day, a federal cavalcade barreled into Chimney Rock, blockading the highway and ordering Union forces to surrender by order of “President Harris.” The Union had prepped for a protracted standoff, and with elevation advantage, began plinking off feds as they stepped out of their vehicles, many of which had been fitted to traverse deep water.

This sounds fake AF. Someone tell me I'm wrong.

This is a parody site, right?


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[ - ] Dingo 8 points 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 17:17:08 ago (+8/-0)

This is a parody site, right?

The answer will be revealed in two weeks.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 6 points 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 15:50:50 ago (+6/-0)

literal Q-LARP bullshit

Come on, flat earther. Even you are better than this. There is no such thing as a white hat.

[ - ] Love240 [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 16:09:32 ago (+1/-0)

This sounds fake AF. Someone tell me I'm wrong.

This is a parody site, right?

You really can't read, can you?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 20:28:22 ago (+1/-0)

parody implies the author wants you to realise its fake.

this real raw news horseshit has been going on for 6 years. the first articles were telling us about how the entire dnc had been put on trial and executed and replaced by robots.

and read like it was written by a 5 year old. literally hasnt gotten any better, and retards like OP knowingly post it as bullshit.

[ - ] Love240 [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 03:28:55 ago (+0/-0)

I thought it was hilarious. Sorry to disappoint you. lol

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 17:16:36 ago (+1/-1)

I asked questions

you answered the questions

HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED TO ME

Amazing. Why are you even alive.

[ - ] Love240 [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 17:18:23 ago (+1/-0)

I'm sure one reason is to be a thorn in your retarded side.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 17:19:51 ago (+1/-1)

Don’t post Qult spam and you won’t get called out on it. It’s not like it’s difficult for a white person to understand.

[ - ] Love240 [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 17:20:48 ago (+2/-1)

I'll post what I want, faggot. And I'm sure you'll still misunderstand it.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 08:06:06 ago (+1/-1)

I asked questions

you answered the questions

YOU are the one who doesn’t understand!

Kill yourself, flat earther.

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 17:52:10 ago (+1/-0)

The only person close to a white hat I've heard of is Ryan Montgomery that started as a black hat.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 20:26:58 ago (+1/-0)

literally nothing to do with Q or the right wing.

this is left wingers larping.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 08:04:23 ago (+0/-0)

nothing to do with people with whom it has everything to do

Shouldn’t you know they’re all one group?

[ - ] ilikeskittles 1 point 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 10:00:28 ago (+1/-0)

That’s fiction. I wish it was real.

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 15:13:00 ago (+2/-0)

Well that's some utterly dumb fan fiction.

They even used the name Colonel Kurtz. Do you know that name?

[ - ] Love240 [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 15:13:44 ago (+0/-0)

No. Elucidate if you would.

[ - ] FreeinTX 2 points 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 15:14:49 ago (+2/-0)

Colonel Walter E. Kurtz is waging a brutal war against NVA, Viet Cong, and Khmer Rouge forces without permission from his commanders.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apocalypse_Now

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 1 point 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 18:23:31 ago (+1/-0)

Ah! I knew that was a familiar name.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 21:26:11 ago (+1/-0)

It was funny. Someone should make it a movie that isn't jewish and the good guys would win.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 20:26:35 ago (+1/-0)

oh for fucks sake are we still doing 'real news' horseshit?

[ - ] Love240 [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 21:34:35 ago (+0/-0)

I thought it was appropriate.

[ - ] Sheitstrom 1 point 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 20:07:40 ago (+1/-0)

That was fun. Col. Kurtz made me laugh. The horror, the horror!

[ - ] Version6 1 point 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 16:38:31 ago (+1/-0)

Fanfiction

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 16:22:47 ago (+1/-0)

Patrit, we're a gunna take 'Murica back! The arrests are coming! (then trump and all his friends get arrested ahahahahaha kek)

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 1 point 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 15:23:20 ago (+1/-0)

Dude this is clearly fiction

[ - ] Love240 [op] 2 points 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 15:31:00 ago (+2/-0)

That's what I thought too.
But then there are reports on MSNBC about FEMA being evac'd for threats.
This still sounds like fan-fic.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 20:30:05 ago (+0/-0)

thats what you knew

and posted this shit anyway.

why? you knew damn fucking well youd be called out on it, and you know damn well we expected a 'herp derp i didnt know silly me' response, when you absolutely fucking did know this was retarded fake shit.

[ - ] Love240 [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 15, 2024 03:29:18 ago (+0/-0)

Because it was funny. Lighten up.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 15:21:11 ago (+1/-0)

"ever since the late William Jefferson Clinton" Makes it sound like Bill passed away... I don't remember seeing any posts from @Carnold about his passing!

[ - ] Love240 [op] 0 points 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 15:28:42 ago (+0/-0)

I read that part and did the same double take. I'm pretty sure he's still alive, right?

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 6 monthsOct 14, 2024 15:33:24 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah, In hindsight, It would be all over the web if he passed. I was afraid this was going to be one of those "Mandela Effects".