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These two lazy niggers, turned out to not be so lazy after all.
They’ve been getting some mice lately, but today was the shit.
The boy cat, ‘Pickle’, had a gopher out on the lawn that he’d been playing with for a minute or two when Mrs Icemonkey came upon him.
She had whacked the thing twice with a shovel and it was still fidgeting about, so she came in to get me.
“Icemonkey, can you come out and kill this gopher”?
I drove the shovel vertically into it three times to kill it.
Last week I had one caught live in a trap that I shot once in the head with a pellet gun, then drove the spike from the gopher snare through him three times. Released him from the trap and had to decapitate him to finish him off.
Fuckers are brutal.