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Since the beginning of recorded history humans, niggers and teepee rats have been attracted to rhythmic sounds.

Niggers and teepee rats discovered that repeatedly banging an empty skull with a stick produced a sound that they were attracted to. As years progressed the skull eventually gave way to hollowed logs and stumps. Invariably, the vibrations emitted by the repetitively hysterical pounding of these crude noise makers caused a sensory malfunction leading to uncontrollable body movements, and functions.

White people took music to entirely new level...ergo the Baroque and Classical eras.

Then there's URIAH HEEP.