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submitted by kammmmak to funny 7 monthsOct 11, 2024 09:20:21 ago (+28/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] CHIRO 3 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2024 10:51:59 ago (+3/-0)*

Here's the problem. If these climate freaks are halfway intelligent they aren't saying burning fossil fuels is the direct cause of global warming. The theory is that burning fossil fuels indirectly causes global warming by promoting the greenhouse effect. So it's not that human activities are direct drivers of massive phenomena (like glacial melting). It's that human activities can have effects on the drivers of massive phenomena.

Now, all you need is the premise that there can be more than one driver of massive phenomena. Solar activity could be one driver. The makeup of the earth's atmosphere could be another major driver via the way it interacts with solar activity. If we can have an effect on the latter, then we make an impact on the former.

The answer to climate alarmism is to do a worst case scenario analysis. I did this at one time, at Old Voat, and showed that we could expect to reach about 600 ppm (by mass) of CO2 in the atmosphere IF, in one 24-hr period, we burned twice the known available amount of oil on the planet. Since it is a dynamic system that processes CO2 in various ways, this would be a worst-case scenario. If it doesn't result in a deadly situation, then nothing less will.

This is an argument called a 'reductio'. You basically show that your opponents' argument is retarded. Here, we suppose an absolutely absurd situation happens, which if our opponents are right, would kill everyone. Here, we show that the worst case scenario (the absurd situation) actually results in an atmospheric environment that humanoid things have lived through in the past. So, if the absurd situation doesn't kill everyone, and we've seen it before, then no realistic situation will either. Here's what happens when CO2 approaches those limits: plants get huge. That's what happens. Leaves especially get really big.

Fwiw, I think humans face ecological crises. We don't face a climate crisis. Cities, for example, are terrible places to live in terms of atmospheric conditions locally. That's not a climate issue. The climate 'crisis' is a massive contrivance, and if there are sudden changes in seasonal weather abroad, it is most likely because of (a) solar things and/or (b) someone using tech to modulate weather.

[ - ] dass 1 point 7 monthsOct 11, 2024 15:59:34 ago (+1/-0)

The entire scam baited and switched a very real issue - industrial pollution - and conflated that as climate change but with the emphasis at the individual consumer and producer level - who is on the hook to pay.
It is a total elite's psi-op that normie/ npc's are again to fcking retarded to see.

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2024 16:51:19 ago (+2/-0)

Well put. It's a cover to shift the buck onto the individual and simultaneously vacuum up all of the equity in given industries by making the barriers to competition so high that non-subsidized entities have to sell out. The elite, as expected, are the ones who benefit across the board, in one major way by the ability to reorganize society from the supply side.

[ - ] dass 1 point 7 monthsOct 11, 2024 22:18:44 ago (+1/-0)

Agreed.

[ - ] Kozel -1 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2024 12:05:54 ago (+0/-1)

our history is fake, Atlantis and Tartaria had high technologies, they caused the global warming by excavating the grand canyon.

[ - ] glooper -1 points 7 monthsOct 11, 2024 13:56:25 ago (+1/-2)*

Fun fact: every planet/object in the solar system is heating up. Just in the last 20 years the inner planets have gone up almost 10 degrees F, the outer planets have all gone up about 2-3 degrees and climbing...


heres a write up from 2007.
https://www.epw.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/press-releases-all?ID=469DD8F9-802A-23AD-4459-CC5C23C24651


Also fun fact: The earth is technically in a "glacial period" ie: a "ice age" still from the min drayas. (about 12,882 years ago now, we actually know the exact moment the planet took the smack down) Typically this planet we are on is 15 degrees hotter...


But all that aside- Humans absolutely ARE POLLUTING ever square inch of this planet and that will not end well. Start consuming less.

[ - ] dass 1 point 7 monthsOct 11, 2024 16:11:22 ago (+1/-0)

Curious, How do they check the temperature of a planet they have never even been too.
Or is it some infra red mass spectrograph nonsense ran through some modeling software?.

BTW Pollution while a real issue is not responsible for global warming.

[ - ] Leveraction 1 point 7 monthsOct 11, 2024 14:29:36 ago (+1/-0)

And the climate yards continue to spew their garbage all in the name of "we need more taxes" bullshit. Al gore must be thrilled to see all the brainwashed dumbshits

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 7 monthsOct 11, 2024 16:54:08 ago (+1/-0)

One volcano puts out more shit than all cars combined.