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Lord Jesus please protect the people at risk in Florida

submitted by Sheitstrom to news 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 10:57:12 ago (+29/-6)     (news)

Amen. That sky looks ominous.


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[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 9 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 11:19:48 ago (+12/-3)

isnt jesus sending the hurricane in the first place?

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 13:33:26 ago (+1/-0)

Yes- he is ridding Florida of the northern parasitical invasion of political refugees- fleeing from their poor voting decisions.
It truly is a blessing.

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 0 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 15:01:59 ago (+0/-0)

isnt jesus sending the hurricane in the first place?

Precisely. God's instrument to wipe out the filfth.

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 0 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 17:53:16 ago (+0/-0)

What about the devout christians in florida ?

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 0 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 17:56:27 ago (+0/-0)

What about the devout christians in florida ?

They're going to get the ultimate release they crave - judgement from their maker. Isn't that the point of the whole magical invisible sky wizard worship cult?

[ - ] Trumpman1488 -2 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 14:24:25 ago (+0/-2)

No thats Satan you dipshit motherfucker!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 5 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 12:05:11 ago (+8/-3)

Either God sent the storm, as part of his perfect plan, or he sees the storm, but does nothing to stop it. He didnt stop Helene either, thousands are dead and rotting in trees.

[ - ] CHIRO 3 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 13:26:16 ago (+5/-2)

“Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation?
Tell me, if you understand.

Who marked off its dimensions? Surely you know!
Who stretched a measuring line across it?

On what were its footings set,
or who laid its cornerstone—

while the morning stars sang together
and all the angels shouted for joy?"

(Job 38:4-7)

[ - ] CHIRO 3 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 13:34:50 ago (+4/-1)*

Consider:

(1) Some set of factors that are necessary for making planet earth habitable for life also make hurricanes possible. Thus, if earth exists and is fit for life, then hurricanes are possible.

(2) Toward the question of "why this hurricane?" (which has the trailer: "can't he stop this one?"), we can ask: what would it be to stop one and not all? And if it were to stop all hurricanes, then why not stop all evils? You can trace these questions to the more fundamental question, "If we were placed by someone here, why were we not placed in heaven?"

(3) Supposing that at least some weather events can be created or exacerbated, it may be that at least some of the blame here can be placed on (human) moral evil.

(4) If we were made, then we were made intelligently so as to be intelligent. And we were called to be charitable and to love our neighbor. Thus, we have the sense to get out of the way of the danger we see coming, and the expectation that our believing brothers and sisters will help us clean up the mess, and in so doing make a certain goodness expressible that would not otherwise be expressible if indeed we lived in heaven.

Marvel with fear and trembling, and know that He is God. If God was the sort of thing you picked like an ideal neighbor to have in an apartment building, then it would not be God.

[ - ] Theo -2 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 12:31:00 ago (+1/-3)

But [this cometh to pass], that the word might be fulfilled that is written in their law, They hated me without a cause.
John 15:25

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 4 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 11:38:34 ago (+4/-0)

Amen

[ - ] __47__ 2 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 11:50:19 ago (+2/-0)

One of my buddies is staying put and he's right in the barrel. He's in new construction which I hear is better for this sort of stuff. He's a native so it makes sense.

[ - ] HeyJames 6 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 12:30:59 ago (+6/-0)

Sounds like he's a moron. Unless his goal is specifically to kill looting niggers, in which cased he's based

[ - ] __47__ 0 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 12:36:11 ago (+0/-0)

He's by bud but he's a moron. I never understood that mindset. When I lived in tornado areas, if they called for one ya got the fuck down. Evacuation wasn't a thing but everyone had concrete basements. Even if you didn't get a full on tornado some of those storms could still fuck your house up big time.

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 13:41:33 ago (+1/-0)

Some people view staying as a macho move but honestly the most feminine thing a man can do is put themselves in a situation where they would need rescue.

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 13:59:32 ago (+1/-0)

I agree. If it's as bad as they're saying he may be lucky he's breathing for rescue.

[ - ] Steelerfish 2 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 13:36:17 ago (+2/-0)*

Lol. It’s quite the opposite. The block houses built in the 50’s with American materials and American labor are exponentially superior to the shit being built here now. Especially if he is in one of the new developments infested by northerners who just bought because it was a feeding frenzy and never inspected how poorly built thy are. I’d trust my house on the beach over a new build any day of the week - other than flooding…
I’m evacuated just inland in Pinellas- 20 ft above sea level, less than a half mile from the inter coastal in a block house free of trees. I’m WAY safer here than 40 miles inland. . We don’t get the tornadoes out here by the beaches anywhere near as much as inland.
If my house didn’t flood from the last one, I would not have evacuated for this storm- offshore wind. Our house has been hit dozens of times with cat 3-4 winds. No damage other than palm fronds strewn about.
Our tiki hut has lost a few fronds though…

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 13:37:52 ago (+1/-0)

Oh Jesus, just keeps getting better. Feel like going down there and dragging his ass out.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 12:19:42 ago (+1/-0)

This guy inspects new build homes: https://youtube.com/shorts/-fee3nsaU04

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 16:18:44 ago (+1/-0)

For whatever reason, that guy decided to be a garbage inspector. He inspects shoddily built low end tract houses in the desert for his youtube channel. Gets into legal battles with various builders who try to take his license away.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 22:02:14 ago (+1/-0)

He inspects houses built by multinationals making billions annually.

[ - ] __47__ 0 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 12:23:57 ago (+0/-0)

Well that's fucking reassuring

[ - ] CHIRO 1 point 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 13:24:16 ago (+1/-0)

Unless I was several stories up in a hurricane-resistant structure, I would not be where he is now.

[ - ] __47__ 2 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 13:36:40 ago (+2/-0)

That's what I keep telling him. Don't be an idiot. This doesn't seem to be your usual hurricane.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 16:22:57 ago (+1/-0)

Is he in his personal house or in a solid structure taller than the projected storm surge? If he's in the surge zone in his own house, call dibs on whatever's left when the water goes down.

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 16:30:38 ago (+1/-0)

Personal house. Hope the stuff doesn't get too damaged.

[ - ] registereduser 2 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 12:18:50 ago (+4/-2)

If your stupid sky fairy existed, which it doesn't, but if it did it is the one that makes storms that kill, why the fuck would it listen to you and not kill those it deemed worthy of drowning or being crushed by debris.

You are extra special stupid with retarded on top.

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 1 point 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 13:55:21 ago (+1/-0)

the retardedness boggles the mind doesnt it ?

Preach on!

[ - ] PostWallHelena 1 point 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 15:59:57 ago (+1/-0)

I agree with the sentiment.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 0 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 13:12:31 ago (+0/-0)

I am a Christian but I am a pissed off Christian...

The prayers won't be answered.

[ - ] UncleDoug 0 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 13:56:38 ago (+1/-1)

The jewish god of the bible revelling in destruction and White death by sending Hurricane Helene.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 16:26:33 ago (+0/-0)

Florida was a hurricane zone before any Whites stepped onto this continent. Who intentionally lives in a hurricane zone? People who want consequences.

[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 21:02:08 ago (+0/-0)

Amen

[ - ] Peleg -1 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 12:26:24 ago (+0/-1)

Amen.