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It is my solemn duty to tell you we have lost contact with Florida goats @con77 and @Trumpman1488

submitted by paul_neri to Florida 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 07:16:17 ago (+21/-0)     (www.bbc.com)

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cr753r34n3rt



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[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 08:15:28 ago (+1/-1)

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[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 08:49:34 ago (+0/-0)

F5

[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 14:07:04 ago (+1/-0)

Ctrl-Shft-Alt-Apple-Tab-Esc-F13

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 08:58:37 ago (+2/-0)

Evacuations are always a cluster fuck.

[ - ] jfroybees 1 point 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 14:11:31 ago (+1/-0)

And costly. Some people have nowhere to go and no way to get there. Watch. It's gonna be a "racist" thing about "help."

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 2 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 10:42:40 ago (+2/-0)

we are under a tornado watch here in miami dade and broward and collier counties til tomorrow i believe

yeah its possible people will lose power later on because of wind gusts

[ - ] FacelessOne 3 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 08:03:56 ago (+4/-1)

RIP

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[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 08:48:38 ago (+1/-0)

I let you get away with one word comments. Acronyms?! NAH, downvote!

[ - ] FacelessOne 5 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 08:49:52 ago (+5/-0)

FU

[ - ] Anus_Expander 3 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 12:13:00 ago (+3/-0)

KYS QUEERI

[ - ] dass 0 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 14:51:51 ago (+0/-0)

Yea, FCK you neri !!

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 4 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 09:22:06 ago (+4/-0)

They’re sleeping. Shit hasn’t quite hit Florida yet. They’re not in Tel Aviv’s time zone so that might be part of the confusion.

[ - ] Steelerfish 4 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 13:30:19 ago (+4/-0)

Fat floats, Trumpman will be fine,

Beer floats, I’ll be fine.

COME ON MILTON, SEND THE MASSHOLES AND NEW YORKERS FLEEING FOR THEIR LIVES BACK TO THE SHITHOLES THEY. REATED.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 7 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 11:47:51 ago (+7/-0)

IM STILL HERE PAUL YOU PEDO FAGGOT!!!

[ - ] Rotteuxx 9 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 08:26:31 ago (+9/-0)

The last known sighting of @Con77

https://files.catbox.moe/z9e6qj.mp4

[ - ] FuckShitJesus 5 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 09:59:23 ago (+5/-0)

One less Harley (+Harley fag) in the world makes the world a better place.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 19:29:56 ago (+1/-0)

They do make an awful noise!

[ - ] Crackinjokes 5 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 10:13:25 ago (+5/-0)

Who knew flex seal could fight off hurricanes?

[ - ] hylo 4 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 10:29:11 ago (+4/-0)

Won't keep the in looty niggers out.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 09:03:44 ago (+2/-0)

Faggy tats are a dead giveaway.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 19:29:32 ago (+2/-0)

an optimistic dude! The storm surge will probably be over his goddamn roof!

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 9 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 10:11:34 ago (+9/-0)

Con said he was bugging out. I bet he's at some cheap motel up north cuddled up to a fat hooker.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 19:53:31 ago (+2/-0)

God I hope so!

[ - ] Cunty 14 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 07:21:14 ago (+14/-0)

They will be fine Paul, they had face masks on!.

[ - ] dulcima 7 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 08:03:28 ago (+7/-0)

Not if they blow off in the wind!

[ - ] Cunty 6 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 08:10:13 ago (+6/-0)

Haha I had not factored that into my calculations, I am fallible.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 6 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 08:35:43 ago (+6/-0)

Ura dick. I like it

[ - ] Cunty 4 points 6 monthsOct 9, 2024 10:21:52 ago (+4/-0)

Sometimes, there has to be a counter to queeri.