I love the last line, "stay out of my ER pleaseeee". It is such a thinly veiled "I don't want to see your gross butthole and have to think about your depraved ways and deal with your (literal) shit".
I dated a Nurse Practitioner (sounds lame, but just below doctor). She brought back X-rays for me to laugh at. This was the 2000s. Folks are gay as shit.
I never heard of her before today but damn if I haven’t seen dozens of clones when I was in Texas. Total fucking shithole and this is what a significant percentage of their women look like.
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E: One was a light bulb up his ass. Just why?
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