Florida hurricane prep - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Florida hurricane prep
submitted by deleted to Florida 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 17:51:22 ago (+32/-1) (Florida)

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[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 25 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 18:30:48 ago (+25/-0)

In case you didn't know, all hurricanes have a weak point. The eye. Make sure you aim there.

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 18:50:29 ago (+2/-0)

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[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 8 monthsOct 9, 2024 01:37:29 ago (+2/-1)

7/10

[ - ] Peleg 9 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 18:20:16 ago (+9/-0)

Looks like you're all set. Just make sure you have some extra batteries for the flashlight and you're good to go.

Hang in there buddy. I pray for you all down there.

[ + ] GreenSaint

[ - ] GreenSaint 3 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 19:19:25 ago (+3/-0)

You know let’s say your device requires doubles as which are bigger than triple as you can get tin foil put it in there and power your device off smaller batteries. Just make the connections shorter.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] -1 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 22:39:09 ago (+0/-1)

Good to know

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 19:40:06 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] VitaminSieg 4 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 18:55:54 ago (+4/-0)

You call that a knife?

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 19:45:51 ago (+1/-1)

Cold steel tanto. I also have a benchmade stilleto.

I don't plan on needing a knife except as a tool.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 8 monthsOct 9, 2024 00:18:23 ago (+1/-0)

Where the hell do you find these Benchmade stilettos? I had a friend in Ca years ago that always carried them.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 8 monthsOct 9, 2024 00:26:59 ago (+1/-1)

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[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 8 monthsOct 9, 2024 00:32:47 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, it’s been awhile.

[ - ] Razzoriel 3 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 21:30:35 ago (+3/-0)

Nothing says 'murica like quadwielding handguns as prep against hurricanes

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 8 monthsOct 9, 2024 01:39:19 ago (+2/-2)*

Yes. A sad but perceptive comment. In Aus our kit would be compromised of stuff that could help people e.g. first-aid kit.

[ + ] dass

[ - ] dass 1 point 8 monthsOct 9, 2024 02:57:16 ago (+1/-0)

You mean Australia during covid .... that kind of help?/. faggot.

[ + ] Razzoriel

[ - ] Razzoriel 0 points 8 monthsOct 9, 2024 13:49:11 ago (+0/-0)

Gay.

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 8 monthsOct 10, 2024 08:16:13 ago (+0/-0)

You kit is literally lube,more lube, and a koran, faggot. You store it under your kippah.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] -1 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 23:29:30 ago (+0/-1)

One for the front door
One for the back door
One for the kitchen
One for the living room
One for the bedroom
GOD BLESS AMERICA!

[ - ] HeyJames 3 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 19:00:17 ago (+3/-0)

Nice! I disagree with your choice of the Taurus though. That gun is way worse than your glock.

[ + ] Prairie

[ - ] Prairie 4 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 19:44:34 ago (+4/-0)

Maybe he has the autofire model.

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 20:04:40 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 19:43:32 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 3 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 18:26:30 ago (+3/-0)

I’d take some chapstick

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 19:36:20 ago (+1/-1)

Bingo! It's a Firestarter too

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 2 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 20:19:50 ago (+2/-0)

I'm hoping being in New Port Richey, I'm juuuust barely north enough up the coast into methheadville that Blackrock won't find my property worth destroying with this storm.

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 22:38:34 ago (+1/-1)

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[ + ] AmazingFlightLizard

[ - ] AmazingFlightLizard 1 point 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 23:49:43 ago (+1/-0)

I was feeling goofy earlier today, so I went out into my privacy fenced backyard. Every couple hours I've been going outside dropping my shorts and waving my junk in the direction of the storm, an every couple hours the track adjusts further south.

I don't know if it's intimidated or just disgusted, but I can't stop now.

The jews in the gubmint might have their HAARP. I have anti-storm dick. And I'm winning.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 8 monthsOct 9, 2024 00:28:24 ago (+1/-1)

keep up the good work!

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 8 monthsOct 9, 2024 00:37:06 ago (+1/-0)

Con, wouldn’t all florida men live in florida?

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 8 monthsOct 9, 2024 02:39:23 ago (+0/-0)

I was a Florida man in Alaska

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 8 monthsOct 9, 2024 01:39:57 ago (+1/-1)

I was thinking that too.

[ - ] Trumpman1488 2 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 19:58:08 ago (+2/-0)

GOD SPEED FELLOW PATRIOT!!! I GOT MY HOUSE LOCKED DOWN AND HAVE MY AR-15 AT THE READY TO SHOOT SOME FUCKING LOOTERS!!

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 20:08:10 ago (+1/-0)

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[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 8 monthsOct 9, 2024 01:41:07 ago (+1/-0)

Knowing you...you'd shoot first responders trying to help you!

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 8 monthsOct 10, 2024 08:22:10 ago (+0/-0)

First responders wouldn’t be trying to help you out tho. Remember katrina. They would be disarming you so you could get raped more easily. Uniform wearing folks are actually your enemy in all cases. You better get your throat ready neri. Better hope those muzzies like little sweet bois like you. Once war kicks off you are gonna get your shit pushed in so hard that you will wonder how you ever are gonna walk again. Then they behead you. Gonna be glorious.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 19:14:05 ago (+2/-0)

a .45 Springfield is my main gun but I also keep a G2 handy. I was never a Taurus fan but like the G2. I have nice flashlights and guns but yesterday I was in Harbor Freight and bought one of those $2;99 700 lumens flashlights and its kick ass for the price. It has three settings and telescopic lens. I stopped off this morn and bought a few more

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[ - ] deleted 1 point 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 20:09:51 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 1 point 8 monthsOct 9, 2024 00:09:00 ago (+1/-0)

Huh this image is real. A quick little reverse image search and the only exact match is here.

Also google is pulling images from this site now.

[ - ] Jiggggg 1 point 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 22:23:28 ago (+1/-0)

Hang in there Con and tell us some good stories after

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 23:32:10 ago (+1/-1)

Weeks without electricity may affect my normally jubilant attitude.

[ - ] LostWhale 1 point 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 21:33:55 ago (+1/-0)

I'll post mine tonight. All the way down in the keys. Lots of Haitians here so I wasnt leaving.

[ + ] SilentByAssociation

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 3 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 21:57:47 ago (+3/-0)

Are the keys still full of fags? A late professional/business associate told me on one or two occasions, and with great disdain, that the keys was a haven for fags.

Stay safe from the Haitians. They're probably more of a threat than the hurricane itself, regardless of what happens as a result of the hurricane.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 8 monthsOct 9, 2024 00:29:56 ago (+1/-1)

filthy black bastards

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 19:41:37 ago (+1/-0)

Also keeps you from blowing away in the wind.

[ - ] snowpeach 1 point 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 19:07:10 ago (+1/-0)

Looks pretty bad, I hope you people there are prepared. Could be cat3, but the worst can be without electricity for a week, hard to get water to drink.

I watch it on this website, it's old school site, but most accurate. you can adjust time back and forward, to check, and other parameters, if anyone does now know about this:
https://earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/surface/level/orthographic=-85.72,24.44,3000/loc=-87.345,22.863

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[ - ] deleted 0 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 20:13:31 ago (+1/-1)

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[ + ] KeepPoal4fags

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 0 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 20:58:05 ago (+1/-1)

Doesn't it rain a lot during a hurricane? Or do you guys only drink from plastic bottles over there?

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 8 monthsOct 9, 2024 00:31:57 ago (+1/-1)

hard to collect rain when its going sideways at 125 mph genius

[ + ] SecretHitler

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 8 monthsOct 9, 2024 03:43:32 ago (+0/-0)

Bro just hold the empty bottle sideways

[ + ] KeepPoal4fags

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 0 points 8 monthsOct 9, 2024 17:45:49 ago (+0/-0)

No it's not.

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 8 monthsOct 10, 2024 08:25:20 ago (+0/-0)

Not to mention the wind is filled with spics and their juice.

[ + ] KeepPoal4fags

[ - ] KeepPoal4fags 0 points 7 monthsOct 23, 2024 20:19:56 ago (+0/-0)

Hey man, no hait'n bro, spic and nigger juice is just part of the Florida ecosystem now.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 8 monthsOct 9, 2024 19:36:57 ago (+0/-0)

@con77 is dead. Word came in that he heard a noise, went to investigate, saw his own reflection in the hallway mirror, fired off all his handguns bam!bam!bam! and a ricochet took him out! F..king tragic.

[ + ] JudyStroyer

[ - ] JudyStroyer 0 points 8 monthsOct 10, 2024 08:24:19 ago (+0/-0)

What did the bullet ricochet off of, retard? The mirror? Your father fucked you instead of teaching you anything masculine didnt he?

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 8 monthsOct 9, 2024 05:00:46 ago (+0/-0)

"Home owners are already on the guard against thieves - with one sign in New Port Richey, just north of Tampa on Florida's Gulf Coast, emblazoned with: 'You loot, we shoot on sight'.".

[ - ] SecretHitler 0 points 8 monthsOct 9, 2024 03:45:11 ago (+0/-0)

I don't know man. Hurricanes are like bears. If you shoot it you're only going to piss it off.

[ - ] Chairman 0 points 8 monthsOct 9, 2024 00:32:28 ago (+0/-0)

Don't post pictures of your guns online, retard.

[ - ] Shotinthedark3 0 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 23:56:25 ago (+0/-0)

I see no wee,coke,beer or jerky, you must be new to hurricanes

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 8 monthsOct 9, 2024 00:33:23 ago (+1/-1)

oh theres beer buddy!

[ - ] registereduser 0 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 21:50:28 ago (+1/-1)

You will never shoot a fed.

Faggot.

[ + ] con77