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What disability should I pick?

submitted by anon to AnonWhatever 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 14:19:05 ago (+3/-1)     (AnonWhatever)

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[ - ] anon 2350980 5 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 15:46:25 ago (+5/-0)

TOURETTES! Shout obscenities, name the Jew, say nigger , it's OK it's not your fault, you are " neurologically divergent".

[ - ] anon 5371423 3 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 14:59:32 ago (+3/-0)

Narcissistic personality disorder. Can't be cured, so you can have it forever.

[ - ] anon 3047148 [op] 3 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 15:11:35 ago (+3/-0)*

SWEET! Although hanging out here may have actually given me that!

[ - ] snowpeach 3 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 15:15:34 ago (+3/-0)

yep :) You can also do all sorts of stuff to coworkers, and then say after it's not your fault.

[ - ] anon 3047148 [op] 3 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 15:18:44 ago (+3/-0)

Develop a severe case of sporadic tourettes...

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 14:53:01 ago (+3/-0)

Identity as a woman. That's a disability, right?

[ - ] anon 3047148 [op] 2 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 15:10:23 ago (+2/-0)

Until she files for divorce! Then she's STRONG and INDEPENDENT...

[ - ] anon 2974815 2 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 15:35:18 ago (+2/-0)

You sound like a nigger, go with nigger.

[ - ] anon 1798777 2 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 15:11:24 ago (+2/-0)

You should write down that you have diagnosed erectile dysfunction.

It's hysterical but I'm absolutely serious. If it's a disability then in their government reported disability books it will count. That would just be very funny.

[ - ] anon 3047148 [op] 1 point 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 15:14:39 ago (+1/-0)

That would be funny, But, not sure if I want to be known around the office as the guy who can't get his dick up! And also, I would out myself every damn time the blonde office hottie sashayed past me!

[ - ] anon 1090841 0 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 19:34:55 ago (+0/-0)

Tell them your dick is so big that you have to push it around in a baby carriage.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 0 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 16:58:23 ago (+0/-0)

people with disabilities

Whiteness.

[ - ] anon 3169283 0 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 14:36:10 ago (+0/-0)

Identifying as a cultural cuck works for most amongst
Faggot!

[ - ] anon 2328824 0 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 14:27:54 ago (+0/-0)

Just explain that you grew up in a nazi-loving, right wing household and you are mentally traumatized. Also, explain that you are recovering from the brainwashing and are prone to shouting racial slurs and singing "Horst-Wessel-Lied" from time to time, but you are really working on it.

[ - ] anon 3047148 [op] 0 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 14:36:00 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, That's the ticket...

And I want to bring my pet pitbull to work too see...

[ - ] i_scream_trucks -1 points 8 monthsOct 8, 2024 15:04:55 ago (+0/-1)

none.

gtfo.

now.