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the police inform...

submitted by boekanier to funny 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 01:48:36 ago (+33/-1)     (pomf2.lain.la)

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[ - ] HeavyBrain 12 points 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 02:40:50 ago (+12/-0)

Raping little girls still ok, because if it wasn't you are racist and islamophobic.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 05:41:11 ago (+2/-2)

Pigs have been raping children long before the sand niggers arrived. It’s a part of the six week police training, right before the course on shooting dogs.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 08:01:29 ago (+0/-0)

Wih what? Cucked Britpigs dont have guns.

But you are right on the raping though, with the coppers being 75% diverse.

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 05:27:54 ago (+1/-0)

No sympathy for them. They elected these faggots and kept their mouths shut when they got elected.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 05:39:02 ago (+0/-0)

The only good pig is a dead pig, chopped to bits, freeze wrapped and for sale in the nigger isle.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 08:44:42 ago (+0/-0)

Nigger isle?
Niggers have entire fucking stores in the US called Walmart.
Proving nigger isn't just a skin color LMAO!

[ - ] deleted 4 points 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 05:40:55 ago (+4/-0)

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[ - ] Prairie 2 points 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 07:15:30 ago (+2/-0)

Not sure it will age well as parody. I'd give it less than a year.

[ - ] Bonanza 1 point 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 07:26:40 ago (+1/-0)

Maybe less than a month. Hell, a week, even....

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 12:37:36 ago (+1/-0)

Elon instituted "official" parody accounts, I don't see that.

[ - ] Prairie 3 points 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 07:14:43 ago (+3/-0)

A product in a supermarket in the incorrect section is now a crime. Even autists, who have a good excuse, don't fucking criminalize things that disrupt their order.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 08:22:59 ago (+0/-0)

If I were Musk, I would lock their account and have someone contact those idiots saying their account has been hacked since no one would actually post something to incite violence or something lame like that. Just to get their response back.

[ - ] texasblood 3 points 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 08:42:07 ago (+3/-0)

Was actually done at a chain store in Texas till corporate stopped selling HALAL as locals refused to stop covering chicken and such with pork ribs,bacon and recording it.
Epic FAIL HEB!

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 12:38:56 ago (+0/-0)

Pretty stupid to record yourself possibly cross-contaminating meat.

[ - ] hylo 0 points 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 09:30:44 ago (+0/-0)

Only in England

[ - ] Irelandlost 0 points 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 09:50:03 ago (+0/-0)

Sandford Police is the police department in the comedy movie Hot Fuzz. If you haven’t seen it it’s definitely worth a watch, and this parody account on Twitter is often quite funny.

[ - ] Peleg 0 points 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 11:15:40 ago (+0/-0)

Nowadays it would be the Sanford and son po-leese depawtmunt.

[ - ] puppy528 0 points 7 monthsOct 8, 2024 12:58:48 ago (+0/-0)

So, someone decided to buy meat, then changed their mind, and rather than leaving it to spoil randomly in the store like certain people are prone to do, returned it to a refrigerated meat section. Hate crime. I'm so sick of this legislated stupidity.

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 7 monthsOct 9, 2024 03:10:57 ago (+0/-0)

Looks up from wiping a thin layer of bacon grease on bullets. Smiles.