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your toddler is retarded.

My dad just told me they were "meat cookies". Worked like a charm.

unsure if a different type of 'kebab' but cevapi/chevaps are spicy little sucker sausages had em in france absolutely delicious usually home made rurual stuff kind of hard to find decent ones in aus but i guess we have similar alternatives. not the same as 'kebab' which is slices of meat slapped together on a ... rotating ... thing... shave off the meat put it on a griller, slab it in flatbread with lettuce onion tomato shitty fuckin garlic sauce, roll it up, eat it in one hand while holding on to something because youre blind drunk (why youre eating a shitty kebab at 3am in the first place) - fuck garlic sauce and tomato, go the cheese, mayo, sweet chilli... and if youre really lucky and they do it, fuck the flatbread, turkish bread, and get em to toast the fuck out of the lot... youll thank me for this one day when youre on your last $14.00 you missed the last train and its pissing down with rain.

also not a kebab - what uk says is a kebab - a box, with a bit of bread in it, with a bunch of lettuce on top of that and a couple of tomatoes and couple of red onion rings, with long ass lengths of shaved meat ungrilled slapped over the top of that, requires a fork and two hands to eat meat from massive industrial shitty and congealed processed shit like spam without the brine. NOT. A. FUCKING. KEBAB. CHAV. RETARDS. in fact, im going to give that a whole new more appropriate name - 'Pansies HSP' or 'Faggot Snack Pack' (See HSP below, no rabbit food shit in that greasy motherfucker)

Diff between Kebab and Souvlaki (youll get asked one day if you get friendly enough with your locals, i can send you to three diff glik chip shop owners who will give you a discount if you can answer the question... looking at you Ted.) Kebab grill is vertical, 'garlic sauce u leh' always gonna be halal, from a kebab shop. Souvlaki, horizontal grill, 'tzatziki maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayte', not halal (eeeh... technically would be but greeks not fond of paying muslim taxes) comes from a fish and chip shop. Adelaide invention is 'HSP' big ass box of chips, meat and cheese, garlic sauce barbeque sauce chili sauce, fucking evil, but a staple of every '24 hour' kebab caravan down under now.

i think the yanks call it 'shawarma' - looks similar but for some reason stomach churning as fuck.

oh - siskebab is meat on a stick. the shitty aussie dads barbeque version is meat cube, lazily chopped red pepper slice, lazily chopped green pepper slice, meat cube, lazily..... yeah. utter shit. id assume the more traditional one heaps better, looks and tastes like them sausages in the pic. wont find em at a kebab shop, will find it at a turkish restaurant.

Goyslop has gotten incredibly lazy.