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the trick

submitted by boekanier to funny 7 monthsOct 7, 2024 01:48:10 ago (+30/-0)     (pomf2.lain.la)

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[ - ] BulletStopper 5 points 7 monthsOct 7, 2024 05:04:49 ago (+5/-0)

Genius.

It's like those voodoo charms the hoodoo men in africa sell to ward off bullets.
By the time you find out it doesn't work, it's too late.
And if you survive and go back to complain, you're told it's your own fault because you didn't believe in it hard enough.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 7 monthsOct 7, 2024 09:14:59 ago (+1/-0)

So, it's like voting over here.
Gotcha 👍🏻

[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 3 points 7 monthsOct 7, 2024 05:36:25 ago (+3/-0)

What cheap bastard buys an iron ore ring?

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 7 monthsOct 7, 2024 07:29:40 ago (+1/-0)*

Obviously the same kind that can convince her that "bad feels" will make it break. Her own fault really.

"See what you did, honey? That's the third one of these you've broken. Just look at all the "negative energy" I've saved you from."

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 7 monthsOct 7, 2024 14:57:22 ago (+0/-0)

It's something different. Lots of them are gorgeous and are dirt cheap compared to gold.

[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 7 monthsOct 7, 2024 08:50:26 ago (+0/-0)

Get a tungsten carbide ring instead. That'll absorb an infinite amount of negative energy without breaking.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 7 monthsOct 7, 2024 14:58:04 ago (+0/-0)

Apparently those are tougher to cut than gold in case your finger starts to swell, or something like that. Either that or it can't be repaired after being cut.

[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 7 monthsOct 7, 2024 21:13:15 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, you pretty much can't cut them, you have to break them, and they're very difficult to break.

But they're really really cheap. :-P