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Panic as dangerous 3ft rat-like creatures with orange teeth invade California

submitted by paul_neri to WeirdNews 6 monthsOct 5, 2024 18:53:24 ago (+5/-0)     (www.dailymail.co.uk)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13921083/dangerous-rat-creatures-orange-teeth-invade-california.html



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[ - ] JohnnyKarateChop 1 point 6 monthsOct 6, 2024 13:44:23 ago (+1/-0)

Fun Fact: Their teeth are orange because of the high iron content required to gnaw on tree trunks all day. I could see them being a problem, but nothing some paint-huffing redneck kids with a wrist rocket and a handful of hex nuts can't solve. Fuckin' dimestore beavers.

[ - ] beece 2 points 6 monthsOct 5, 2024 18:56:17 ago (+2/-0)

Nutria are harmless. You and your titles Paul...

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 6 monthsOct 5, 2024 18:59:16 ago (+2/-0)

Dude that is unfair! You're snarling at the messenger like...like a Nutria ffs.

[ - ] Cunty 1 point 6 monthsOct 6, 2024 02:52:05 ago (+1/-0)

I thought you had converted and were talking about the joooooos for a moment, dayum , wrong again.

[ - ] Shotinthedark3 0 points 6 monthsOct 6, 2024 18:04:21 ago (+0/-0)

Import hatians and let them hunt them down.

[ - ] Panic 0 points 6 monthsOct 5, 2024 21:20:50 ago (+0/-0)

There are an estimated 25 million nutria in southern Louisiana, and their population is growing rapidly.

Hunters give them away to Mexicans as food.