I'm far from being new here, but only really interacted with a few people on the site. Mostly just regurgitating the same crap everybody does. Anyway, felt like saying something as I had a mild breakthrough on my personal behaviour. My wife is a total slob without any spacial awareness. If she puts something down it's like it never existed to her. Don't know how that happened, but have tested it in a handful of ways. Can't tell left from right, gets lost easily, cannot do 3d shapes, etc. Perfectly fine in other ways and beats me in linguistics. Anyway, I gave up years ago on trying to keep the place clean. And a couple of years after that I stopped most of my personal hygiene. Long haired bearded hobo surviving in a tent in my own house. I don't feel comfortable anywhere, especially not the bathroom with the shower. On top of that I have nothing close to a normal schedule. I fall asleep dead tired, wake early enough to remote into work, do bs, pick up wife after her shift, make dinner, puts around on odd projects, go for a walk, go to bed eventually. Not a lot of time to slip my ass into the uncomfortable shower and get cleaned up. No regular shedule like I used to have. Zero comfort in doing so. I love my wife, but she kind of sucks to live with. Anyway, my chickens are doing awesome. I've poisoned the shit out of the mice trying to eat their food (fuck mice). And, working IT is the best grift if you can get into it. May not say much else and burn the account, but I had to say that. Oh yeah. Fuck the astroturfing faggots. Same shit on here as on the original voat, just more clickbait crap, less funny and shimpy.
You listen to me niggerfaggot and you listen good. Jews did 911, are responsible for most problems we face and all jews are foreign enemy combatants. niggers are all violent subhumans and need to go to Liberia. Our border must be lined with our military with orders to kill. Leftism/zionism/judaism needs to be banned. The federal reserve needs to be erased. israel needs to be nuked along with ukraine. Really dirty nukes so the land cannot be used for thousands of years. Pakistan should nuke India. All women are fuckin crazy. amen. welcome
You forgot hillary has a stack of bodies everywhere. The pizzagate gunman shot the server. Why would you let the niggers live? Pakistan and india are the same blood, they should nuke each other and fuck over the neighboring chinks at the same time. And a rocket hit the pentagon when $5t was lost and they were going to do an audit.
Yes, if you remove the veneer of ratial protection the remainder of it looks like what happened with the soviets. Just as capitalism all looks the same and moves towards corpotocracy. It's all rainbows and sunshine for whatever system you start with as most of what was holding people back gets thrown against a wall. But here comes the new boss same as the old boss. There is no perfect system.
We have a lot in common except I'm a germ freak and very clean. My missus is a messy, lazy cow. She'll dump anything on the nearest flat surface, not that there are many left, and race off to do something else so everytime I want to use the microwave I need to clear away her empty cup; the scraps bowl; and anything else she had in the yard. She won't return them to their rightful places.I too sleep in a tent (in the carport) because I like the night sounds. My wife has no spatial awareness.She feeds wild birds and there are seed bowls all over the path.If you went outside at night you'd risk tripping on one and breaking your neck.I've given up with her.I'd be nagging all day long if I tried to get her to change her ways. She leaves the newspaper outside and inevitably the wind picks up and sheets of paper go everywhere. I had a house-mate once who was similar.
Change it, when she gets mad... tell her tough shit, we did it your way and I hate it. You can be the ultimatum giver too ya know. Hath ye no value for thyself?
Declare your value and prove it. Then clean the fucking house, throw it all away if you have to. If she keeps bitching, tell to stop or you will make her help you. Don't be shocked if you end up doing this alone. If she's a swell gal, despite her messiness, she'll at least make an effort to support.
Just like a woman tells a man, "you're too messy, too fat, too mean" You can tell her those things too. So clean the place, you never get to quit and if depression and anti-hygiene get you, you are as good as dead. And if she stops you, get mad. If she asks why, get mad. You are allowed to be upset about this. Don't be a total bitch, be an angry man(dont hit anyone).
#1: make sure your chickens don’t get hold of the poisoned, dead mice. This can be bad. #2. You sound like you suck as bad as your wife does. Seems like you two earned each other. #3. You may not deserve chickens. ✌️
Bro. You gots to do better. As the man of the house you are obligated to command and control. It’s what good women want. They may not know they want it but they do. They just may have never had it or seen it. I bet if you start shaping up and demand she follows suit, she will. If not, beat her until she does. 🤣 Seriously though. This is yours to do.
You're under the assumption that I'm looking for advise. I've tried this shit, it doesn't work as she is not physically capable of keeping track. Like living with a hyper intelligent retard. I've accepted that some time ago, I've also come to the conclusion that sinking several hundred hours into cleaning the place just to have it turned upside down again is a fools errand.
Yeah, I figured as much. You might just have to kill her. Then you can clean the house. And while cleaning the house, you can cut her body up into little pieces and feed them one by one down the toilet. You can’t throw the pieces out to the chickens, they are not pigs, they are chickens, they’ll leave the bone pieces behind. You have about three days to do this before things get smelly, so wait until the weather turns cold. Use really good sawzall blades. I recommend anything from Milwaukee or Diablo. Maybe have a backup sawzall on hand to avoid a break in the work for a trip to the hardware store. I’m thinking about 80-100 carbide blades should work. 9-12 inch for the soft tissue and 6 inch for the hard stuff. Make sure to drain her out in the bathtub for at least two hours at a 45degree angle. You may need some plywood and blocks of wood to achieve this. Remember to poke holes at the top for airflow to bleed out where you cut her feet off. Anyway, things should be looking up for you after this, or, just keep doing what you’re doing. Or, if this seems too much for you to bear, show her this text, reverse the rolls and then at least the house will be clean, even if you’re not there to enjoy it. ✌️
Seriously though, what if you could change your work routine, get out of the house on a regular schedule and make enough to pay a housekeeper? If that was possible to do (it is) how would she respond? My point is, we recently hired a house keeper, she comes like every three weeks. It forces us to not have clutter. To pick things up and put them away before she comes. It’s kind of nice because in the days in between, we don’t accumulate stuff. I know this is probably a reach from where you are right now, but think big. Could you see this for your future? Can you see the steps to getting there?
[ - ] mouse_nest [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 4, 2024 02:07:33 ago (+1/-0)
I've thought of that one. She's finally got a regular job and it's gonna be on the list when we get out from under the card. We've actually talked about this stuff a lot. As for me getting out and doing something to improve finances, not much to do except go hit a min wage job in these parts. Would require more work then just doing it myself.
Out from under the card? Credit card? I don’t copy. I’m glad to hear you two are actually talking about this. It seemed like you were on your own in this. Sounds like you two might be able to team up on this? Where exactly do you reside where the jobs are that crappy? I don’t know how old you are or what skills you have, but I’ll bet you can do better than minimum. And, even if you had to do minimum wage for a short time, while you searched for something better, which is what minimum wage earners should be doing, it might be better moving forward than doing less than that, or nothing at all.
Would require more work then just doing it myself.
Is this referencing that it would be ‘cheaper’ to just clean the house yourself? I’m not sure I follow. I was thinking that just removing and separating yourself from the task, might be a big relief. Like let’s say you make $50 at work and you pay $50 to the house keeper, but you got to do something outside of the house and when you came home, the house was clean. That’s kind of what I was thinking might be a game changer. I don’t know. Maybe I’m off here. I am getting tired, close to bed. I’m good for about another ten minutes, ✌️
Anyone who has never had to deal with one like her can never understand. It's almost unbelievable. Dude, my wife is exactly the same as yours. I have been setting here trying to figure out if she could possibly be living two lives. Doing the same shit in both of them. I always thought that mine was one of a kind and another didn't exist anywhere in the world, but here you are talking about the same woman that I married! WTH? Looks like you and I are in the same boat.
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Get a wind up mousetrap like a Ketch-All-Mousetrap-w-Clear-Lid or do the 5 gallon bucket balance trick.
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You are bigger than her... right?
Change it, when she gets mad... tell her tough shit, we did it your way and I hate it.
You can be the ultimatum giver too ya know. Hath ye no value for thyself?
Declare your value and prove it. Then clean the fucking house, throw it all away if you have to. If she keeps bitching, tell to stop or you will make her help you. Don't be shocked if you end up doing this alone. If she's a swell gal, despite her messiness, she'll at least make an effort to support.
Just like a woman tells a man, "you're too messy, too fat, too mean"
You can tell her those things too. So clean the place, you never get to quit and if depression and anti-hygiene get you, you are as good as dead. And if she stops you, get mad. If she asks why, get mad. You are allowed to be upset about this. Don't be a total bitch, be an angry man(dont hit anyone).
[ + ] Drstrangestgov
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[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey
[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 6 monthsOct 4, 2024 00:32:05 ago (+2/-1)
#2. You sound like you suck as bad as your wife does. Seems like you two earned each other.
#3. You may not deserve chickens.
✌️
[ + ] mouse_nest
[ - ] mouse_nest [op] 2 points 6 monthsOct 4, 2024 00:50:19 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey
[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 6 monthsOct 4, 2024 01:17:01 ago (+0/-0)
Seriously though. This is yours to do.
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[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey
[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 6 monthsOct 4, 2024 01:42:16 ago (+2/-0)
You might just have to kill her.
Then you can clean the house.
And while cleaning the house, you can cut her body up into little pieces and feed them one by one down the toilet.
You can’t throw the pieces out to the chickens, they are not pigs, they are chickens, they’ll leave the bone pieces behind.
You have about three days to do this before things get smelly, so wait until the weather turns cold.
Use really good sawzall blades. I recommend anything from Milwaukee or Diablo.
Maybe have a backup sawzall on hand to avoid a break in the work for a trip to the hardware store.
I’m thinking about 80-100 carbide blades should work.
9-12 inch for the soft tissue and 6 inch for the hard stuff.
Make sure to drain her out in the bathtub for at least two hours at a 45degree angle. You may need some plywood and blocks of wood to achieve this.
Remember to poke holes at the top for airflow to bleed out where you cut her feet off.
Anyway, things should be looking up for you after this, or, just keep doing what you’re doing.
Or, if this seems too much for you to bear, show her this text, reverse the rolls and then at least the house will be clean, even if you’re not there to enjoy it.
✌️
[ + ] mouse_nest
[ - ] mouse_nest [op] 1 point 6 monthsOct 4, 2024 01:45:16 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey
[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 6 monthsOct 4, 2024 01:52:08 ago (+0/-0)
If that was possible to do (it is) how would she respond?
My point is, we recently hired a house keeper, she comes like every three weeks.
It forces us to not have clutter. To pick things up and put them away before she comes.
It’s kind of nice because in the days in between, we don’t accumulate stuff.
I know this is probably a reach from where you are right now, but think big.
Could you see this for your future?
Can you see the steps to getting there?
[ + ] mouse_nest
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[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey
[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 6 monthsOct 4, 2024 02:19:30 ago (+0/-0)
I’m glad to hear you two are actually talking about this. It seemed like you were on your own in this. Sounds like you two might be able to team up on this?
Where exactly do you reside where the jobs are that crappy? I don’t know how old you are or what skills you have, but I’ll bet you can do better than minimum. And, even if you had to do minimum wage for a short time, while you searched for something better, which is what minimum wage earners should be doing, it might be better moving forward than doing less than that, or nothing at all.
I was thinking that just removing and separating yourself from the task, might be a big relief. Like let’s say you make $50 at work and you pay $50 to the house keeper, but you got to do something outside of the house and when you came home, the house was clean.
That’s kind of what I was thinking might be a game changer.
I don’t know. Maybe I’m off here.
I am getting tired, close to bed.
I’m good for about another ten minutes,
✌️
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