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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 6 monthsOct 4, 2024 00:37:15 ago (+3/-0)

Fob in pocket.
Head on swivel.
Gas pump in hand.
Soak nigger with gas.
Before it gets within kicking distance.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 6 monthsOct 4, 2024 19:54:09 ago (+1/-0)

Always good to carry a few lighters too...just in case.

[ - ] Spaceman84 3 points 6 monthsOct 4, 2024 00:02:33 ago (+3/-0)

Most cars have a setting where the other doors remain locked when you put the vehicle in park or open the drivers door. This guy has his set to unlock all doors.

[ - ] Eric_Cartman 2 points 6 monthsOct 4, 2024 02:39:44 ago (+2/-0)

Sir if you live near niggers, you should never relax. Probably some liberal faggot from gated community, who never even been near a nigger.

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 6 monthsOct 4, 2024 09:49:07 ago (+1/-0)

The last car i bought is super basic and it was not easy to find. Simple four cylinder engine with a six speed. It doesn't even have cruise control.