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uncle Ted nails it. as usual

submitted by con77 to TellUpgoat 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 13:51:02 ago (+69/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Portmanure 2 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 14:00:06 ago (+2/-0)

And a rock singer is the voice of reason. Truly bizarro world!

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 2 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 16:02:19 ago (+2/-0)

it's easy to be a voice of reason when kikes surround you with obvious problems.

did he leave anything out?

[ - ] puremadness 3 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 16:07:16 ago (+3/-0)

women steal our money and children via lawfare

I'm a tad biased.

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 4 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 16:13:09 ago (+5/-1)

Lol yes chicks did 9/11

Anything else?

[ - ] puremadness 2 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 16:13:53 ago (+2/-0)

So, what you just did was deceptive. I said nothing of the sort.
Are you a woman?

[ - ] Ducktalesooo000ooo 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 16:31:13 ago (+0/-0)

I know queue jumping when i see it

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 7 monthsOct 4, 2024 01:11:17 ago (+0/-0)

wtf are you on about?

[ - ] HeyJames 2 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 16:16:30 ago (+2/-0)

He probably saw a thin tiny round hat which fell on the grounds of a crime scene, but knew of the trouble such things caused so decided to willfully ignore it and never mention it.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 18:23:52 ago (+2/-0)

they know.

[ - ] JustALover 14 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 14:56:20 ago (+14/-0)

I thought you meant the other Uncle Ted.

[ - ] Peleg 17 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 15:00:10 ago (+17/-0)

Uncle Ted N always nails it.

Uncle Ted K blows it out of the park!
LOL

[ - ] watts2db 6 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 16:28:49 ago (+6/-0)

A real Ted talks I can get behind

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 15:05:34 ago (+2/-0)

That lecturing tone is the intolerable part.

Why did you smash all those heads?

The tone. It was that tone.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 1 point 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 15:27:00 ago (+1/-0)

And guys who piss and shit themselves to avoid military service in Vietnam lecture us on patriotism.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 7 monthsOct 4, 2024 01:35:47 ago (+2/-0)

I'm not gonna hold it against Ted or anyone else because the US gov can go fuck themselves and their wars for israel.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 22:43:33 ago (+1/-0)

Fuck Vietnam. We should have never been there.

[ - ] puremadness 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 16:05:29 ago (+0/-0)

STOP LISTENING

Yes it's that easy.
but one matters little, we all have to do it.

We must agree to reject.

[ - ] HeyJames 10 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 16:13:15 ago (+10/-0)

The real uncle Ted is Ted Kazcynzski. He was ballsier than Nugent.

[ - ] Rob3122 2 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 19:02:30 ago (+4/-2)

He wasn't a pedophile like Ted Nugent and his song called "jailbait". Here's some lyrics

"Well, I don't care if you're just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that you're probably clean
There's one little thing I got do to you".



[ - ] NoRefunds 2 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 21:59:23 ago (+2/-0)

Down voted by the same retards that worship satanic kike bands

[ - ] fnbs 5 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 19:27:06 ago (+5/-0)

He could've been based and just said jews instead of drawing it out individually

[ - ] HomerSampson 1 point 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 19:40:58 ago (+2/-1)

Ted Nugent is a faggot.

[ - ] rabidR04CH 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 20:09:02 ago (+0/-0)

And I ignore them all and call them niggers and faggots.

[ - ] oppressed 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 21:43:38 ago (+0/-0)

he is a a negro lover, so it is not usual

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 21:58:51 ago (+0/-0)

ALL BROUGHT TO YOU BY:

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Ah, yeah, he doesn't say it

[ - ] GodDoesNotExist 0 points 7 monthsOct 4, 2024 02:25:35 ago (+0/-0)

you have to be 12 to believe in satan ffs

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 7 monthsOct 4, 2024 09:13:24 ago (+1/-0)

Kazinsky is Unkle Ted. Nugent is a old boomer that watches Hannity.