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May your enemies eat seed oils, cook on teflon, and touch receipt paper.

submitted by SilentByAssociation to whatever 8 monthsOct 3, 2024 13:08:56 ago (+24/-0)     (whatever)



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[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 8 monthsOct 3, 2024 13:10:37 ago (+4/-0)

I'm sorry, receipt paper?

[ - ] SilentByAssociation [op] 7 points 8 monthsOct 3, 2024 13:16:55 ago (+7/-0)

Receipt paper is a plastic product. Endocrine disruption, estrogenic effects, lower testosterone.

The microplastic rabbit hole goes deep.

Detrimental consequences of micropolymers associated plasticizers on endocrinal disruption:
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2590006424001984

Most Plastic Products Release Estrogenic Chemicals:
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3222987/

[ - ] dass 0 points 8 monthsOct 3, 2024 16:39:41 ago (+0/-0)

They also use apparently use toxic chemicals in the manufacturing process - not just the plastic/ micro polymers

[ - ] iSnark 6 points 8 monthsOct 3, 2024 13:12:30 ago (+6/-0)*

[ - ] NeedleStack 2 points 8 monthsOct 3, 2024 14:15:01 ago (+2/-0)

Terrific. I recently bought a metal water container to replace my plastic one and now this!

[ - ] SilentByAssociation [op] 1 point 8 monthsOct 3, 2024 13:17:43 ago (+1/-0)

That, too. As I mentioned, the microplastic rabbit hole goes deep.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 8 monthsOct 4, 2024 00:26:04 ago (+0/-0)

Bpa

[ - ] Master_Foo -2 points 8 monthsOct 3, 2024 17:03:46 ago (+0/-2)

Receipt paper has nanochips inside of them.
Every time you touch one, a nano chip rubs off and buries itself inside your skin.
Eventually, you get enough in you that it coun'ts as 1 full "Mark of the Beast"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47TZ9MHI1qg

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 8 monthsOct 3, 2024 14:47:10 ago (+2/-0)

but the getting my balls stuck on a frosty metal pole outside in winter is reserved just for me.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 8 monthsOct 3, 2024 17:44:57 ago (+2/-0)

Freezing your balls to a pole has been linked to cancer in the state of California.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 8 monthsOct 4, 2024 01:34:48 ago (+0/-0)

now i need to go away and rethink my life.

thank you for that.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 8 monthsOct 3, 2024 15:14:11 ago (+1/-0)

Yep. You go right ahead and keep that one!

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 8 monthsOct 3, 2024 18:25:58 ago (+0/-0)

I see you’ve met my wife

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 8 monthsOct 4, 2024 01:36:18 ago (+0/-0)

its all fun and games until youre stuck in a blizzard screaming for someone to bring a kettle.

but not a boiling hot one. just warm enough to. uh... never mind ill handle it myself.

starts furiously rubbing hoping no one thinks it looks like exactly what it looks like but by some freak of fucking circumstance actually really seriously isnt exactly what it looks like.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 8 monthsOct 3, 2024 13:42:17 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah I definitely don't take receipts anymore. I don't let that BPA covered shit touch my fingers

[ - ] Gowithit 6 points 8 monthsOct 3, 2024 13:52:03 ago (+6/-0)

i touch them. its for two second while I check for errors. For all i know this whole hate receipts all of a sudden is a push to make people want to go cashless.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 0 points 8 monthsOct 3, 2024 18:44:37 ago (+0/-0)

It's an alibi. You are leaving voids of time where jews could accuse you of a crime.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 8 monthsOct 4, 2024 00:25:55 ago (+0/-0)

They do

[ - ] GreenSaint 0 points 8 monthsOct 3, 2024 15:42:23 ago (+0/-0)

Damn I didn’t know about receipt paper. It seems impossible to dodge cancer causing things these days