☰
×
Login Register an account
Top Submissions Explore Upgoat Search Random Subverse Random Post Colorize! Site Rules Donate
47

VERY IMPORTANT: NOTICE IF YOUR CITIES JEWS START DISAPPEARING. YOUR CITY IS PROBABLY THEN A NUCLEAR TARGET AND THEY WERE PREWARNED.

submitted by Crackinjokes to TellUpgoat 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 03:22:45 ago (+51/-4)     (TellUpgoat)

Remember how Jews got a warning not to go into the World Trade Center building the day before the 9/11 attacks.

If you start noticing Jews in your city disappearing then they may have gotten a warning that your city is targeted or something.

If you see Jews leaving your city report it here.

Are your synagogues suddenly empty on Saturday?

No big fur hats on the street in New York Brooklyn neighborhoods suddenly?

Report it here.

Is there no one showing up at the local synagogue on Saturday?

Is your local Hebrew school no longer seeing kids going in and out?



44 comments block

sort by: hot new top old low

[ - ] prototype 15 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 03:33:41 ago (+15/-0)

If you start noticing Jews in your city disappearing then they may have gotten a warning that your city is targeted or something.
If you see Jews leaving your city report it here.

unironically a good idea.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 13:55:41 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah, warn everyone you can to take a sudden vacation. Maybe it's nothing and you go fishing with the family for a week, maybe they nuke the place.

[ - ] Sal_180 4 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 06:53:08 ago (+5/-1)

"Nuclear target" lol.

[ - ] yesiknow 3 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 05:59:05 ago (+3/-0)

Well they wouldn't close their bagel shops. They'd have a shabbos goy run it and be watched with cameras the entire time.

Set up cameras in the trees outside synagogues.

[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 07:50:31 ago (+5/-0)

Set up cameras in the trees outside synagogues.

Camouflage them as bacon cheeseburgers and they'll be left alone.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 10:42:09 ago (+1/-0)

In that case you can do that to mosques too.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 3 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 11:27:41 ago (+3/-0)

i dont think disguising a mosque as a bacon cheeseburger is going to work mang

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 11:50:58 ago (+0/-0)

Certainly confuse them!

This was a mosque yesterday...how could they possibly turn it into a burger?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 2 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 14:11:58 ago (+2/-0)

i an feeling rather peckish... is it a halal bacon cheeseburger?

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 16:25:14 ago (+0/-0)

Just make sure to start eating from the east side of the burger so your ass is oriented in the appropriate direction.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 12:04:18 ago (+0/-0)

No, disguising cameras that look at mosques.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 14:12:16 ago (+0/-0)

oh of course, silly me. whatever was i thinking.

[ - ] puremadness 3 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 04:00:28 ago (+3/-0)

I never see any jews anywhere.

[ - ] GrayDragon 6 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 06:22:20 ago (+6/-0)

I'm driving down the street with one of my friends that is not a Nazi, but knows me. I stop at a stop sign. An obvious jew is walking across the street. My friend laughs and goes something like, "I know you want to run him over."

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 13:57:20 ago (+1/-0)

Sounds like a fun friend. Accepting of your differing beliefs enough to joke around. That shows character.

[ - ] kammmmak 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 08:40:35 ago (+0/-0)

You're fucked.

[ - ] NeverHappened 1 point 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 10:33:41 ago (+1/-0)

I'd say "blessed" lol

[ - ] SocksOnCats 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 11:49:08 ago (+0/-0)

You don't think you see jews. But, just like rats and other vermin, they're everywhere. Really. They actually hide. I see it in my neighborhood.

[ - ] canbot 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 14:16:03 ago (+0/-0)

Take your potassium pills!

[ - ] GrayDragon -1 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 06:20:07 ago (+0/-1)

What me to take pictures of the jews I'm going to Tarrant in Philly?

[ - ] Drstrangestgov 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 12:43:39 ago (+0/-0)

Lol! Stop riling the feds

[ - ] 4thTurning 1 point 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 19:56:55 ago (+1/-0)

Nukes are not real

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 07:15:40 ago (+1/-0)

There's a crazy high amount of kikes in this town because of the college. It's something like 10% last I heard, and as many as I meet I believe it. The kike fraternity is quite prominent in the main drag, and those fuckers are cocky as fuck. As much as I'd love for that demographic to vanish, and it would absolutely be noticable, I doubt we're on any country's short list of places to glass.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 07:49:06 ago (+1/-0)

I doubt we're on any country's short list of places to glass

Everyday I believe the sandniggers hate West Israel just a little more.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 10:42:09 ago (+3/-0)

Fair enough, but it ain't gonna be dune coons lobbing nukes at us, and if it was the kikes wouldn't be told in advance of an attack like that. Also, I don't blame the goat fuckers for hating America. I fucking hate America, not the land but the people. Every day I'm forced to interact with the farting robotic dreggs of a society gone fucking bananas. If I have to listen to obese retards prattle on about niggers playing sports ball too much longer I'll nuke my damn self and take the drooling crayon eaters with me. Don't get me started on political discourse because I'll fuckin say nigger faggot in polite company just to end the fuckin interaction.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 11:49:08 ago (+3/-0)

Zesty Perry is the best Perry.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 7 monthsOct 4, 2024 01:57:00 ago (+1/-0)

What can I say. These idiots inspire the best in me.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 11:18:37 ago (+1/-0)

Farts will always and forever be funny.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 11:55:04 ago (+1/-0)

I'll fuckin say nigger faggot in polite company just to end the fuckin interaction.

Hear here niggerfaggot!

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 09:07:56 ago (+1/-0)

I am sure Ohio or any midwest state isn't on any country's radar for a nuking. I mention kike york or maybe noggermore because those have large amounts of niggers that could be nuked and not missed by anyone. But I do suspect any nuke attack will be another pre-planned 911 with laws, plans, and who caused it (Christians, conservatives, gun owners, 1A and 2A activists) being blamed for it.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 11:29:21 ago (+0/-0)

dont you have a shitton of nuke silos in the mid-west?

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 11:47:37 ago (+1/-0)

More towards the Dakotas and Wyoming. I believe Kansas has silos as well.

They're not really near any large populations.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 11:53:31 ago (+1/-0)

Why would tbey bite the hand that financially supports them?

Once we're financially drained of all our resources, that's when we'll be targeted.

And all politicians like Docotors during covidiocy will be #BAFFLED.

[ - ] GrayDragon 1 point 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 06:18:34 ago (+1/-0)

I live in Philly. We have the Philly naval shipyard. It is a huge naval shipyard. My niggers in Philly are a first primary target. But they will get me as well.

Pour a Dangus piss Yuengling out for me after the first nuclear strike.

[ - ] GreatSatan 2 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 06:38:47 ago (+2/-0)

This bud light is for your bros and hoes down at Kensington Ave!

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 11:56:41 ago (+0/-0)

Bud lite is as gay as greatsatans asshole.

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 19:52:40 ago (+0/-0)

Sorry about your fragile masculinity.

[ - ] letsgetit 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 12:21:11 ago (+0/-0)

Doesn't have to be nuclear. Dirty bomb or some kind of water poisoning too

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 11:49:51 ago (+0/-0)

Ayooooo ya mawmz fur hat neva leave mah city ya hurrrd?!

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 11:27:02 ago (+0/-0)

try and refrain from partying in joy until youre sure all the bombs have dropped, you dont want to die early from getting distracted.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 11:57:41 ago (+0/-0)

But our learned ADD loves distractions!

[ - ] HeyJames 0 points 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 07:18:45 ago (+1/-1)

Nothing will happen

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 1 point 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 09:03:21 ago (+1/-0)

I dunno. I suspect some "low yield" nuke to destroy several blocks of dilapidated nigger housing in Kike York that will be "redeveloped" with a plan that has been sitting on the shelf for years but outright destruction of a city? Not likely.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 7 monthsOct 3, 2024 11:28:43 ago (+1/-0)

i dont think theyre going to limit it to black neighbourhoods somehow.