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Fuck Single Moms!

submitted by anon to AnonWhatever 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 11:23:30 ago (+10/-5)     (9gag.com)

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[ - ] __47__ 3 points 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 11:26:44 ago (+3/-0)

I dated one single mom for a few dates. When she told me she had kids because she was bored I bounced fast.

[ - ] anon 6614168 0 points 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 11:27:24 ago (+0/-0)

She's funny.

[ - ] __47__ 3 points 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 11:31:29 ago (+3/-0)

Dude she brought her kids to my work after 2 dates to introduce me to them. Granted she had a tight figure but the level of crazy was off the chart.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 13:53:01 ago (+1/-0)

Ah yes, the crazy/hot matrix in real life. Kids at your job after two dates is fuckin bonkers. Holy shit.

[ - ] __47__ 1 point 8 monthsOct 4, 2024 09:35:37 ago (+1/-0)

For real. That blew me away. Granted, I don't have kids but I did and was dating it would be a while before introducing them. Hell my sister does it right. No pics of them on social media and anything she sends I clearly don't share.

[ - ] anon 6614168 0 points 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 11:26:58 ago (+0/-0)

If he was behind in payments and the kid turns 18 it's a party!

[ - ] anon 3186648 [op] 0 points 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 12:58:46 ago (+0/-0)

Explain...

[ - ] anon 6614168 0 points 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 14:16:38 ago (+0/-0)

if you are behind in payments and the kid turns 18 the owe-er still has to make the payments just it doesnt have to go on the kid. Knew a woman though when the ex came into money and he owed arrears she got a huge chunk of said money and gave it all to her daughter. Paid for her nursing classes. Nice lady.

[ - ] anon 3186648 [op] 0 points 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 18:50:04 ago (+0/-0)

I'd start making payments to the kid the day he turned 18, and tell the kid to tell his Mom "Suck It"!

[ - ] dass 0 points 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 23:02:11 ago (+0/-0)

Yep, directly to him in his hand at the club - with plenty of available hookers and blow.

'Right son, your shout!'

[ - ] NeonGreen 0 points 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 11:42:33 ago (+0/-0)

Well, if this was done to me. I'd end them. That simple. I feel for you sad fucks adhering to the normative system but damn.

[ - ] anon 2644037 2 points 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 11:45:19 ago (+2/-0)

Not true.

Probably around the time they turn 16 they're already trying to trap the next income generator.

[ - ] anon 3186648 [op] 2 points 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 11:58:58 ago (+2/-0)

Maybe so, but the pool of simps is drying up...

[ - ] Nosferatjew 2 points 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 12:18:49 ago (+2/-0)*

Almost as quickly as her ovaries...

[ - ] JudyStroyer 1 point 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 13:55:36 ago (+1/-0)

Haven’t you seen the thread on “hag maxxing”? As long as there is a single vagina on this planet, in any shape or condition, there will be simps.

[ - ] anon 3186648 [op] 0 points 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 14:06:54 ago (+0/-0)

NOPE, I missed it... Had to look it up:


Hagmaxxing is a slang term popularized on X / Twitter and 4chan in 2024. While the earliest known viral use of the term saw X user @kinematografi encouraging people to start "hagmaxxing" by "living in the swamp" and "stirring potions constantly" (describing a hag witch), later use of the term was popularized by a fake Vice article supposedly written by journalist Mack Lamoureux, the headline of which reads, "Meet the hagmaxxers: Gen Z's new social trend of dating older women." A screenshot of the fake article was originally posted to 4chan's /int/ board, before it was circulated on X in May 2024.

[ - ] anon 2243392 1 point 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 16:39:07 ago (+1/-0)

When I was very early twenties I dated some older women and it was depressing as hell. I became friends with one but it was always an issue being around her. Now that I'm their age I still stay away from 'older' women because they are mental.

[ - ] dass 0 points 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 17:00:50 ago (+0/-0)

Yea, in my early twenties, a work buddy two years younger dated several older women for a while - he said they 'were all crazy, but had jobs/ careers, homes and vehicles' and would literally take him out/ lol. I meet one - kinda hot for a late 30-40's something - but meh, old women talk not for me.

[ - ] anon 2243392 0 points 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 17:03:27 ago (+0/-0)*

One old woman lived in an apartment crammed full of enough furniture, boxes and shit that would fit a house. It's clear that she was taking everything she could from her husband in the divorce even if she had no room for it all. She always had on this happy attitude despite her shit circumstances because she was on SSRIs. When she asked and I said I don't take them she tried to push them on me, like it's weird someone wasn't on happy drugs.

I didn't do much with her but it's still embarrassing.

[ - ] anon 2574669 0 points 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 22:57:43 ago (+0/-0)

That's crazy, lol.

[ - ] anon 2243392 0 points 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 23:28:04 ago (+0/-0)*

A while back I had a date with an old woman (probably about my age) and she legitimately asked the same question over and over. Sometimes asking, I'd answer and she'd just repeat the question. Maybe she was nervous but still- retard.

A week later I went out with a college girl and we talked about books, science, all sorts of shit. She's not one of those no eggers that believes in magic rocks and auras either. A lot of no-eggs really believe in that shit.

[ - ] dass 0 points 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 23:39:59 ago (+0/-0)

Yea, new age nonsense rocks and crystals, auras, and feeling le universe shit is totally bat shit.

[ - ] anon 3579291 0 points 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 12:18:28 ago (+0/-0)

Well, since about 75% of single mothers are coalburners, they aren't getting any child support to begin with, so this meme only really applies to whatever's left over.

[ - ] anon 2531621 0 points 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 12:35:26 ago (+0/-0)

Yes, I'm all for fucking single moms.

[ - ] anon 1150663 3 points 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 13:04:50 ago (+3/-0)

"I have three sons and they mean the world to me. Their names are Xavier, Tyrone and Octavius P"

[ - ] dass 2 points 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 16:56:42 ago (+2/-0)

And the three baby daddies are in prison, on the street and dead.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 13:42:38 ago (+1/-0)

RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

[ - ] dass 0 points 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 17:03:00 ago (+0/-0)

RIGHT IN THE AXE WOUND

[ - ] anon 3450730 0 points 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 13:54:17 ago (+0/-0)

In the comments, someone said in their country they can still receive child support up to the age of 26, but it goes directly to them after they turn 18. It made me think there has to be a situation where a guy could both receive child support and also have to pay child support if he had his own kid.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 2 points 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 14:00:02 ago (+2/-0)

The crazy part is i would assume a child from a 2 parent household could never gain child support from the parents after they are 18. Child support should be banned worldwide. The decision in court should be “who can take care of this kid?” Which would most like be the guy, and then he just gets to. If she can’t afford to, then she don’t get no custody. Sheeit. No reason for money to trade hands.

[ - ] anon 3186648 [op] 1 point 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 13:59:07 ago (+1/-0)

That's FUCKED UP! Payments up to age 26! Cut payments off at 16! At that point, they have the ability to get a job, current job market not withstanding!