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If I Were A Nigger, I Would....

submitted by VitaminSieg to Niggers 7 monthsSep 29, 2024 13:04:07 ago (+4/-0)     (Niggers)

You have the power to transform into a nigger, like a wer-nigger. What do you do?

I would go to the naïve white liberal enclaves and ghetto it up, and then watch them square TNB with Snotflix portrayals of blacks.


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[ - ] VitaminSieg [op] 5 points 7 monthsSep 29, 2024 13:04:46 ago (+5/-0)

'But I'm not a nigger.'

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 7 monthsSep 29, 2024 13:09:08 ago (+3/-0)

Are you Sure about that?

HAHAHA

[ - ] VitaminSieg [op] 2 points 7 monthsSep 29, 2024 13:41:58 ago (+2/-0)

100% Bavarian Phenotype.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 7 monthsSep 29, 2024 19:26:20 ago (+0/-0)

\o

[ - ] Gowithit 4 points 7 monthsSep 29, 2024 13:10:03 ago (+4/-0)

get on all the bennies and stock the fuck up.

[ - ] 2Drunk 3 points 7 monthsSep 29, 2024 13:19:13 ago (+3/-0)

If I were a nigger I'd leave @Gowithit behind a dumpster.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 0 points 7 monthsSep 29, 2024 19:30:25 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck aww dem ho'z too bruh

[ - ] 2Drunk 4 points 7 monthsSep 29, 2024 13:10:50 ago (+4/-0)

I would grab a couple of 40's and go to a rich white neighborhood and B&E. Take over their couch and force them to feed and care for me. Max out all their cards and take everything they had. (I'm not a nigger so killing and rape is never an option, but niggers...)

[ - ] WNwoman 4 points 7 monthsSep 29, 2024 13:13:33 ago (+4/-0)

I would bust up in every synagogue and mosque and twerk all over the place while blasting loud ghetto music.

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 7 monthsSep 29, 2024 16:01:27 ago (+0/-0)

You'd be black,noy bulletproof. The love of niggers the jews and muslims have is only for show. They'll shoot a nigger as soon as look at him.

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 3 points 7 monthsSep 29, 2024 14:56:42 ago (+3/-0)

If I were a nigger I would be an instrument for goodification and use my nigger privilege to help as many niggers as possible find goodness.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 2 points 7 monthsSep 29, 2024 19:17:58 ago (+2/-0)

Dass a goot nigga rye durr

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 7 monthsSep 29, 2024 15:02:58 ago (+1/-0)

Whats the point, they gonna crab you down anyway then shoot you because you don't give them more and more.

[ - ] Shotinthedark3 2 points 7 monthsSep 29, 2024 16:48:55 ago (+2/-0)

Steal a bike, always wanted to do that.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 7 monthsSep 29, 2024 15:02:26 ago (+1/-0)

It depends, do I keep my white reasoning skills?

If so I would try and make them to practise what they preach.

(give part of their money as reperations, accuse them of racism and if they are not ganged upon by their fellow commrads, I would call them racist too till the chaos is perfect.)

Also sue till I get a whole section 8 housing block to myselfe then give it away to white families who really need it.

[ - ] VitaminSieg [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 29, 2024 16:10:04 ago (+0/-0)

Yeah you're you, but you can be a nigger. It's like a super power. Use it wisely.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 7 monthsSep 29, 2024 18:05:34 ago (+0/-0)

But then I can't use it, let alone wisely.

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 7 monthsSep 29, 2024 15:40:18 ago (+1/-0)

I would steal merch like a mofo, and spend all the proceeds on fat White ho'z , Hennesey and crack.

[ - ] breh2 0 points 7 monthsSep 29, 2024 23:36:59 ago (+0/-0)

Johnny Rebel - If I Could Be A Nigger For A Day.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/xctkwy.mp4

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 7 monthsSep 30, 2024 10:29:30 ago (+0/-0)

I would drink malt liquor, and harrass fat White bitches