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Superhero comics were bullshit for retards

submitted by Conspirologist to TellUpgoat 8 monthsSep 28, 2024 10:44:03 ago (+17/-2)     (TellUpgoat)

Superhero comics were bullshit for retards. Superheroes have superpowers, but they never kill the enemy who are willing to mass murder people. Instead, they arrest them. So the villains return free trying to kill more people. This is obvious kike propaganda for protecting criminals, no matter how much they are dangerous. The only real superhero was Hitler, who managed to put an end to kike degeneracy, but unfortunately lost.



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[ - ] Cantaloupe 4 points 8 monthsSep 28, 2024 11:03:07 ago (+4/-0)

You mean wolverine? Ironman? Aren't real???

Kids shouldn't imagine, imagination is bad.

Their heroes should kill lots of people; because young kids don't know if Santa is real, and what could go wrong? Besides fewer siblings is good for the environment.

They are low quality though, it's better to read something else.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 8 monthsSep 28, 2024 16:59:47 ago (+1/-0)

The problem is, comics should be for KIDS. Some goobers never grow up and celebrate adolescent idols well into adulthood.

…when I was a kid, I read a lot of Archie because I have many sisters and only one older brother.

When I found his stash of NATIONAL LAMPOON , even Betty and Veronica became yesterday’s news

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 8 monthsSep 28, 2024 15:02:22 ago (+2/-0)

So, back in 1939, the Batman kills the Joker in the first issue, then there's no more story left to sell next month.
It's not a good business model for the news stands.

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 1 point 8 monthsSep 28, 2024 17:14:10 ago (+1/-0)

It’s fantasy…, anything is real….

HEADLINE:

GHOST OF THE JOKER HEARD IN THE SEWERS BELOW GOTHAM CITY…….,
DOZENS OF CHILDREN MISSING FROM NEARBY ORPHANAGE…….,
WHERE IS BATMAN?

1939 meets 2023 meets infected bat bites Donald trump on the ear during rally in wuhan China…………., ………..trump only available during the day……, some say a giant fat orange bat has eliminated much of the inner city crime.

STAY TUNED FOR NEXT WEEK’S EPISODE: KAMALA CAMAL SPIDER ~VS~ DILDON THE MAGNIFICENT DILDO! (in 3D)

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 8 monthsSep 28, 2024 13:53:02 ago (+2/-0)

Comic books are just another vehicle of jew degeneracy in most cases. Batman and Robin were introduced to normalize homosexual relationships, Captain America vs the naught-zeees and later the commies as a means to tell people who to hate, etc.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 8 monthsSep 29, 2024 04:23:15 ago (+0/-0)

Batman and Robin really is more of a pedophile relationship than a homo relationship. Robin is definitely promoted is the very young man under the tutelage of the older man. And they're both wearing tights.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 8 monthsSep 29, 2024 04:22:14 ago (+1/-0)

Hitler didn't kill the Jews either. Despite what you've heard. He put them in safety camps far away from the cities that the British were going to bomb to oblivion. And while I don't think that was his purpose that is actually what happened. He didn't just put them into the trains and back them into a lake which would have been a quick and easy and cheap solution. He let them live he even helped them form Israel he let them take their money and go to Israel he put them in safety camps outside of cities like Dresden so they weren't burned alive like all the poor German citizens who actually lived in Dresden were. So no Hitler didn't do it.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 8 monthsSep 28, 2024 17:35:28 ago (+1/-0)*

Frank Castle as entered the chat

(From first appearance in February, 1974, the former editor of the Punisher (up until 2006) said the total kill count was up to 48,502, as of about 8 years ago.)

I was 13 when The Punisher debuted, and me and my friends were already huge Mack Bolan fans (ever since "The Executioner #1: War Against the Mafia" appeared in 1969). Finally, we had a comic book character that made no bones about whacking bad guys by the wagon load, and it was awesome.

[ - ] allAheadFull 0 points 8 monthsSep 28, 2024 22:23:07 ago (+0/-0)

My first thought. Apparently they cancelled the character a few years ago.

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 8 monthsSep 29, 2024 06:22:32 ago (+2/-0)*

Apparently they cancelled the character

Worse than that. They went back and shit-canned his whole back-story because he was a popular character with the right, especially among the military and veterans. And, of course, the whole "gun thing". So, of course he had to go.

Captured by the Avengers, they threw him in a cell, and then had struggle sessions where they tried to get him to feel remorse for all the bad guys he'd killed. Then they resurrected his long dead wife, who tells him that she was going to divorce him before she was killed and that she completely rejects everything he did.

Oh yeah , and they also had him renounce all those icky guns, because guns are double-plus un-good, m'kay?

https://screenrant.com/punisher-doing-what-avengers-never-could-hate-him/
https://screenrant.com/punisher-more-marvel-gets-rid-most-controversial-character/
https://screenrant.com/punisher-new-origin-hand-watching-frank-castle-beast/
https://screenrant.com/punisher-skull-symbol-garth-ennis/

(Thanks jews. You can't ever just leave anything the fuck alone, can you?)

[ - ] BadBoyBubby 1 point 8 monthsSep 28, 2024 17:31:54 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] UnlimitedHangout 1 point 8 monthsSep 28, 2024 12:08:24 ago (+1/-0)

https://www.reuters.com/legal/litigation/us-trademark-office-cancels-marvel-dcs-super-hero-marks-2024-09-26/

The power is officially yours to make any "super hero" in your own image.

[ - ] Conspirologist [op] 0 points 8 monthsSep 28, 2024 12:28:14 ago (+0/-0)

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 8 monthsSep 29, 2024 04:26:19 ago (+0/-0)

Wow I had no idea that marvel and DC comics were claiming that they actually own the right to terms related to the term "superhero".

It's good that the trademark tried being all overturned it but I don't know what the fuck a tribunal is and imagine DC and marvel will continue the appeal process.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 8 monthsSep 28, 2024 10:59:42 ago (+1/-0)

It's kike degeneracy for a different reason. If Batman killed the joker the first time he fafo'd then that's all the money they'll ever make from that character. Instead of new villain designs for each unique story, they sell you back the same shit you already done bought. Oy vey! That's no way to run a successful demoralization campaign, goy! What about merchandising?

[ - ] PostWallHelena 0 points 8 monthsSep 28, 2024 19:34:46 ago (+0/-0)

If Batman killed the joker the first time he fafo'd then that's all the money they'll ever make from that character

Thats just how law enforcement works.

[ - ] NeonGreen 0 points 8 monthsSep 28, 2024 20:41:14 ago (+0/-0)

Give me a find yourself interested in a comic book called Invincible.

[ - ] BrokenVoat 0 points 8 monthsSep 28, 2024 18:10:46 ago (+0/-0)

Yes!

[ - ] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 8 monthsSep 28, 2024 16:51:47 ago (+0/-0)

Anyone over 17 years old who still enjoys fantasy hero comic books/movies is not likely to reproduce. This is a good thing.

It’s okay to be a science nerd. It’s not okay to be a science fiction nerd.

Playtime is over. Take off your silly costume, it’s not even October yet.

Get a job and get the fuck off of my damn lawn!!

[ - ] CasualObserver 0 points 8 monthsSep 28, 2024 16:26:11 ago (+0/-0)

hard to keep a series going if you kill all the archetypes and everything is fine now.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 8 monthsSep 28, 2024 13:52:06 ago (+0/-0)*

Comics are a purely jew creation but most of it was them wishing they were White. They idolize White stereotypes and all the early villains were jews. The original drawing of Joker looked like a Stormfront cartoon.

Tony Stark- White, rich, genius, innovator, scientist
Bruce Wayne- White, rich, genius, business magnate
Thor/Captain America- jews masturbating over Aryan ideals
Superman- a shabbos goy golem

The list goes on

It is jews subconsciously worshiping Whites. There wasn't a jew hero for decades.

and the one Israeli superhero is a mercenary scumbag that constantly stabs the good guys she works with in the back.

They were created and still are run by kikes but they don't show them in a very good light.

[ - ] BloodyComet 0 points 8 monthsSep 28, 2024 14:10:24 ago (+0/-0)

Where does manga fit into all of this, by your estimation?

[ - ] NuckFiggers 0 points 8 monthsSep 28, 2024 14:32:56 ago (+0/-0)

I never got into manga, anime or any of that shit.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 0 points 8 monthsSep 28, 2024 13:49:23 ago (+0/-0)

Old comics SUCK and are definitely retarded. Modern comics can get pretty deep.

[ - ] Crackinjokes -1 points 8 monthsSep 29, 2024 04:20:51 ago (+0/-1)

Yeah when you really think about it any man who wants to be rescued by a man in tights is probably really kind of missing the boat. He should be training in the gym and realizing he should be the superhero rather than waiting for some man in tights to rescue him.

Of course the guy who started most of these comic book stuff was a jew. And it kind of makes you wonder if it's just not another one of those things to keep the going from rising up. I mean if you're growing up and you're dreaming about a superhero saving America instead of being in the mindset of you better prep yourself so you can always save America then it's a lot like Christianity and Christ cucks who have all their masculine traits sucked out of them by a church system that tells them to turn the other cheek to get ass fucked yet again by the jews.

When it should be the Christian Church of the crusaders which for 200 years dominated the world and didn't let any of these fuckers ass fuck them