I'll probably be dead by friday - Upgoat

I'll probably be dead by friday
submitted by Trumpman1488 to whatever 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 08:01:51 ago (+25/-3) (whatever)

Got a fucking hurricane heading right for me here in Florida! Im not a fucking pussy coward like most of you here so I don't get up and run! I worked my ass off till retirement to build up what a got!!! Im riding this thing out on my own turf and if the good Lord decides its my time to die then so be it!! My bitch of a wife called me an idiot and took the kids to aunties house so it's just me and the two cats. Gonna hunker down in the attic and pray for the best! Got all my shit ready and 4 24x packs of coors lite! Pray for me Upgoaters! If i don't post by monday then that means im dead! SIMPER FI MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!

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[ - ] HelenHighwater 20 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 08:20:38 ago (+20/-0)

Hurricane
Attic

uhhh...good luck with that.

[ + ] Panic

[ - ] Panic 4 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 16:54:39 ago (+4/-0)

HELENe - check
HIGH WATER? - check

So it's YOU! ;-)

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 19 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 08:20:17 ago (+19/-0)

At least you’ll die knowing that your vote went for Kamala.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 6 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 10:03:37 ago (+6/-0)

At least you’ll die knowing that your vote went +to support your greatest ally. ~~for Kamala~~

Fixt.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 7 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 08:34:50 ago (+7/-0)

I'm at the knife edge of the cone, on the coast. Stayin home to play drums.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 5 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 08:39:36 ago (+5/-0)

Wtf? You're in Florida too?

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 08:41:07 ago (+4/-0)

How do you not know that??? Emerald Coast.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 7 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 08:44:15 ago (+7/-0)

I'll ride my Harley up and we can get drunk and shoot guns 🔫!

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 7 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 08:47:08 ago (+7/-0)

I've been sober for a long time, but if niggers come creepin around, I will joyously fill them with hot lead.

[ + ] CRKT_M16Z

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 3 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 08:57:29 ago (+3/-0)

Damn bros! Both ya'll living where I grew up? You had me at "Emerald Coast"
(Sadly, I no longer live in Northwest Florida. But hopefully I'll be back there one of these days)

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 08:59:18 ago (+4/-0)

It's pretty great here, ngl

[ + ] CRKT_M16Z

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 6 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 09:15:23 ago (+6/-0)

I miss it a lot. I still have a lot of family in the area though and I come home to hang out every couple years. It'll always be my spiritual home, even if I wasn't born there or live there now. Plus, with the exception of Pensacola and pockets of Fort Walton Beach and Panama City, it's still predominantly White. For now.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 4 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 09:20:52 ago (+4/-0)

My hood is 99% White, and the 1% that ain't are decent and quiet

[ + ] CRKT_M16Z

[ - ] CRKT_M16Z 2 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 09:23:58 ago (+2/-0)*

Amen. What's funny is that with that comment alone, I can narrow down where you live to either in the sticks or a couple towns along the coast.

If I'm not mistaken, didn't you say you played some small shows at local bars/restaurants in your area?

I'm not trying to dox you, but I think I recall you mentioning a couple towns that I know are almost 100% white.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 10:07:23 ago (+2/-0)

Plus, with the exception of Pensacola and pockets of Fort Walton Beach and Panama City, it's still predominantly White. For now.

It was like old school Clearwater when I visited up there.

[ + ] InYourFaceNancyGrace

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 4 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 09:14:43 ago (+4/-0)

Big Bend (not Tallahassee) checking in. As a displaced Indiana native, how the fuck do you farm sand?

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 5 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 09:21:40 ago (+5/-0)

You farm GATORS, not sand

[ + ] InYourFaceNancyGrace

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 5 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 10:41:49 ago (+5/-0)

I do love gator tail. My wife is on this rabbit farming kick; I really don't like rabbit. Maybe I can push her that way. We can feed the rabbits to the gators :)

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 3 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 11:52:54 ago (+3/-0)

I walk my little patch of land wearing just cowboy boots, a gator skin loincloth, a gun belt and Oakley's!

[ + ] puremadness

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 8 monthsSep 26, 2024 06:24:45 ago (+1/-0)

I'm gonna come move in right next door to you and I'm bringing a bus full of californians.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 1 point 8 monthsSep 27, 2024 13:54:33 ago (+1/-0)

HAA! they'll take one look at the chainsaw massacre house and get back on the bus!

[ + ] puremadness

[ - ] puremadness 1 point 8 monthsSep 27, 2024 21:23:05 ago (+1/-0)

Why would I let gator bait out of the can?

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 10:05:36 ago (+2/-0)

WTF!

How are you not in a tent at the Tarpon Springs Walmart #RN?!

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 1 point 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 12:52:14 ago (+1/-0)

can you buy an old choir boy a 12 pack of natty to get me through the hurcane?

[ + ] Imsickofmakingusernames

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 1 point 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 23:05:03 ago (+1/-0)

Suncoast Here

[ - ] Steelerfish 6 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 08:09:55 ago (+6/-0)

I am thoroughly enjoying watching the New Yorkers and Massholes panicking down here in the Tampa area. Carts full of waters, lines at the gas station….

[ + ] TheNoticing

[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 12:50:27 ago (+3/-0)

No toilet paper

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 10:04:31 ago (+1/-0)

It's 0biden whisper retarded.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 1 point 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 11:50:04 ago (+1/-0)

that whisper drives me nuts.

[ - ] ProudRebel 5 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 10:19:10 ago (+5/-0)

Never met a real Marine that didn't know how to spell Semper Fi.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 5 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 11:13:43 ago (+5/-0)

He said “Simper”. Kek.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 11:37:19 ago (+5/-0)

You really gonna fault a Jarhead for poor spelling?

[ + ] Sunman_Omega

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 0 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 20:33:18 ago (+0/-0)

Why not? They ate crayons as kids (and probably paint chips too).

[ - ] Monica 4 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 13:41:42 ago (+4/-0)

It's not an act of God when human trash are cloud seeding and creating hurricanes to use as weapons.

[ - ] texasblood 4 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 09:39:52 ago (+4/-0)

They'll move the track back over to Louisiana in a day or so

[ - ] NoRefunds 4 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 09:20:52 ago (+4/-0)

Im not a fucking pussy coward

I'm gonna get drunk and go thru a geo engineered weather event

Haha you are really are an idiot, though.

[ - ] con77 4 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 08:37:54 ago (+4/-0)

You must be close to @PeckerwoodPerry.

@Steelerfish and @Clubberlang are near me in St Pete.

I'm 24ft above sea level. We're expecting gusts up to 60 mph.

I put my yard stuff away. Godspeed Trumpman
\o

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 11:31:59 ago (+4/-0)

Winds are topping out at like 35mph here. I'm just pissed because tomorrow's trash day and those lazy niggers take every day off they can justify.

[ + ] Steelerfish

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 15:59:49 ago (+1/-0)*

Lol. I thought the same thing today as I was looking at mine…
I think I’m going to get a decent saltwater flood tomorrow night around 10pm-2am…. Our house is 8’ above sea level out on the beach.. usually get fresh water flooding because the tide blocks the storm drain in the ICW…. We have a +3 high tide at John’s pass around when the south east winds start whipping up as the bitch plows into the panhandle and spirit of Suwanee music park 3 weeks before Roots revival…. 😞

Hasn’t been in the house yet, just up the driveway. Our master bedroom where the old garage door used to be before previous owners remodeled and cemented it in used to leak when water got up to it. We had it sealed by a reputable foundation company.

I think it’ll get tested.

[ + ] Imsickofmakingusernames

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 0 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 23:16:28 ago (+0/-0)

I found something that actually worked or at least I think it could have. I was having trouble with lazy ass Waste Management workers so I contacted them and fucking exploded on them. I honestly think I got the fuckers fired because I had new guys after that and I haven’t had a problem since. In fact last week they fucked up one of their trucks taking this wired fencing I had put out for scrappers. Not my fault I didn’t hide it in the garbage or anything, it was clearly laid on the ground separate from the cans. Anyways they went from refusing to take my cans over any tiny infraction to throwing away anything I put out there.

[ + ] Imsickofmakingusernames

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 1 point 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 23:09:08 ago (+1/-0)

Down here in Sarasota. Too many niggers from Bradenton on up. Wash them all away… hahah

[ - ] mikenigger 4 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 08:16:57 ago (+4/-0)

pray to trump to change the hurricane's path with a sharpie

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 10:08:25 ago (+2/-0)

I need spaghetti trackers now!

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 2 points 8 monthsSep 26, 2024 02:14:08 ago (+2/-0)

I hate it when you play with my emotions and get my hopes up.
At least your bitch tits will work well as a flotation device.
Before you die I just want you to know that of all the NiggerFaggots on voat, I've always hated you the most.
Semper Fidelis, I'll fuck your children's mother while we read your old posts and remember you for the fucktard you've always been

[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 12:49:48 ago (+3/-0)

At least send the cats so they don't die because of your stupidity.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 10:01:52 ago (+3/-0)

It's a tropical depression pussy.

Geezus you nigger faggots watch too much weather channel.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 13:37:49 ago (+2/-0)

It's officially a hurricane now, nigger

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 14:05:35 ago (+3/-0)

you'll be fine but in case you dont make it can I have the bentley?

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 17:17:34 ago (+0/-0)

DENIED

[ - ] InYourFaceNancyGrace 3 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 09:18:16 ago (+3/-0)

Coors. Fellow man of high culture.

Though I did get me some little demi bottles of premixed Glenfiddich Manhattans. A steal at $8 for 350mL. Cheers, see you on the other side.

[ - ] PostWallHelena 2 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 12:27:56 ago (+2/-0)

I'll probably be dead by friday

Silver linings.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 11:51:35 ago (+2/-0)

You gotta run right towards it and call it a nigger jew.

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 2 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 09:45:06 ago (+2/-0)

Yeah, it’s supposed to hit us too. Every other storm was just a light drizzle and a free day off work.

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 09:28:30 ago (+2/-0)

I thought Americans had basements for situations like that.

Our houses don't have basements, by the way.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 10:11:27 ago (+2/-0)

Florida is -12823>373<3>38$^*73 below sea level.

We're basically Bikini Bottom with over weight tattooed used post wall wymxnz retirees.

But California is going into the ocean 1st.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 2 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 13:33:36 ago (+2/-0)

go to wally world and see the old fat bitches with giant tats on their blubbery thighs that look like huge infected wounds!

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 8 monthsSep 30, 2024 12:29:50 ago (+1/-0)

Haven't see you out front of the Tarpon Springs Walmart in a while.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 1 point 8 monthsOct 1, 2024 17:06:48 ago (+1/-0)

Im on the corner of Klosterman and US 19 with a sign that says 'disgruntled veteran'

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 8 monthsOct 6, 2024 12:36:13 ago (+1/-0)

🤣 "Fired during covid for not injecting turbo cancer into my veins"

Normies immediately look the other way.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 11:35:36 ago (+1/-0)

Very few basements in Florida. The Florida Aquafer is only 4-5 meters down in most places and it covers just about the whole state, north to southern Georgia and Alabama.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 1 point 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 13:29:30 ago (+1/-0)

no basements in florida. if you dig 3 ft you hit water

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 09:21:59 ago (+2/-0)

Godspeed, soldier!

[ - ] Rowdybme 2 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 09:20:57 ago (+2/-0)

Pfft. Used to live in louisiana. Went through several hurricanes. Been through scarier thunderstorms here in Texas.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 10:13:24 ago (+2/-0)

Yep with the tornayderz shit can go sideways pretty quick out there.

[ - ] Crackinjokes 2 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 09:16:20 ago (+2/-0)

Some people with better sense will have to end up risking their lives to rescue you.

Leave.

And save your cats.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 08:09:01 ago (+2/-0)

So you live in Tallahassee? Good luck.

[ - ] Irelandlost 1 point 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 17:02:43 ago (+1/-0)

“Got all my shit ready and 4 24x packs of coors lite!”

If I was facing possible death I’d probably have bought beer, but each to their own.

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 20:36:09 ago (+1/-0)

He’s kind of a faggot.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 16:12:40 ago (+1/-0)

Grab a flotation device.

Make sure you can escape the attic if needed. Bring some tools.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 1 point 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 14:32:08 ago (+1/-0)

OP you will be fine. i survived andrew and others. dont despair and just prepper the best that you can. best of luck

[ - ] SirNiggsalot 1 point 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 14:23:21 ago (+1/-0)

Have niggers started looting ? Is there a Chimpout Advisory in your county ?

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 11:03:26 ago (+1/-0)

Batton down the hatches and hunker down. Be ready for no power for a couple of weeks. Many folks lose freezers full of meat in such times.

Good luck!

[ - ] v0atmage 1 point 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 10:53:55 ago (+1/-0)

Ur like 17 years old bro but good boomer larp!

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 10:51:08 ago (+1/-0)

Prepare to defend your homestead.
Remember Algiers Point.

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 10:48:11 ago (+1/-0)

it's just me and the two cats.

If you hate your cats, you know what you gotta do...

[ - ] mannerbund 1 point 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 10:14:33 ago (+1/-0)

Good luck man, it sounds like you've a few people around that can help out if your house gets fucked up and you survive. Put your insurance claim in early should it be a problem.

[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 09:39:00 ago (+1/-0)

Cool.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 1 point 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 08:38:39 ago (+2/-1)

Florida is worse than NYC in some ways. You have to always put plywood on your windows for constant hurricanes every fucking year, your wages are lower than many other places, your condo owners are getting pwned by insurance companies and the maintenance fees are through the roof now and then there are the people, who are either the most whiny and useless Jews from NYC or methhead White trash idiots.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 2 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 08:41:16 ago (+2/-0)

You forgot well off cuckadians that support turdeau

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 11:14:39 ago (+1/-0)

Not everyone lives in a condo. Some people aren’t losers and they own a house.

[ + ] Imsickofmakingusernames

[ - ] Imsickofmakingusernames 1 point 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 23:24:52 ago (+1/-0)

The shitiest part of Florida are all the east coast New York, New Jersey pieces of shit that keep coming here. They are honestly the worst. I can deal with the meth mouth. The Jews and Italians can get fucked by the hurricane.

[ - ] GeorgeBailey 0 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 20:29:57 ago (+0/-0)

Is retired has children 🤔

[ - ] Chairman 0 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 09:24:19 ago (+0/-0)

Drinks watered down amerifat piss swill

ngmi

[ - ] registereduser -3 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 09:16:32 ago (+1/-4)*

Hurricanes are for pussies. Real men stare down tornados.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 6 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 10:15:42 ago (+6/-0)

I heard you don't do either and would rather stare down cock.

[ + ] NeverHappened

[ - ] NeverHappened 0 points 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 10:18:40 ago (+0/-0)

Midwest represent!

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I'll probably be dead by friday submitted by Trumpman1488 to whatever 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 08:01:51 ago (+25/-3) (whatever)

I'll probably be dead by friday
submitted by Trumpman1488 to whatever 8 monthsSep 25, 2024 08:01:51 ago (+25/-3) (whatever)