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Keep paying for those karate lessons, though

submitted by big_fat_dangus to ThotPatrol 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 19:45:09 ago (+34/-1)     (pomf2.lain.la)

https://pomf2.lain.la/f/9cloiozu.mp4



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[ - ] iSnark 5 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 19:58:53 ago (+5/-0)

Not Strong, Not Independent, Barely a woman...

[ - ] GreatSatan 2 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 20:59:03 ago (+2/-0)

A lot to unpack here...

[ - ] dass 2 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 21:05:18 ago (+2/-0)

'Looks more like a handful.'

[ - ] dass 5 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 21:04:47 ago (+5/-0)

Or just show him your tits and then quickly get the fck out while he's fiddling with his cargo shorts.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 10 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 21:10:06 ago (+10/-0)

Maybe should get a gun and learn how to use it? What am I saying, she'll just end up shooting her cat when it knocks over another bottle of barefoot Cabernet.

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 3 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 21:58:00 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] bonghits4jeebus 1 point 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 12:16:07 ago (+1/-0)

Tazer or pepper spray is probably safer for her. Those things exist for a reason.

[ - ] CoronaHoax 7 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 21:58:26 ago (+7/-0)

In jiu jitsu if you have just like 30-40 lbs over the other person and you’re atleast a blue belt, you’re winning just over shear ability to pretzel them / pin them with your weight.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 22:16:06 ago (+4/-0)

What do you do once you’ve pinned them, suck them off?

[ - ] Hermes 5 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 23:39:14 ago (+5/-0)

give em the old dick twist

[ - ] ModernGuilt 7 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 22:04:38 ago (+7/-0)

Remind your girl every once in awhile you could literally kill her Right. Now. with your bare hands

[ - ] Trope 2 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 01:26:05 ago (+2/-0)

Fortunately, we use our powers to protect women rather than murder them.

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 10:55:12 ago (+2/-0)

On the "1 to 10 scale" she's only seen me around a 6-7 and she was terrified. Wasn't even mad about anything involving her.

[ - ] nipo 6 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 22:15:51 ago (+6/-0)

Too bad shit for brains’ hair color precludes her from exercising her God given right to self defense, as codified in the 2nd amendment, written by her White ancestors for their extremely disappointing progeny.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 7 points 7 monthsSep 23, 2024 22:16:48 ago (+7/-0)

She’s a hot little piece of fuck trash.

[ - ] recon_johnny 4 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 00:55:34 ago (+4/-0)

Yeah, she actually is.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 01:02:00 ago (+3/-1)

Made me have to watch again. Not my type, but def a cutie.

[ - ] recon_johnny 2 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 00:54:02 ago (+2/-0)

That’s by design, sweetheart. Glad you figured it out.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 00:54:52 ago (+1/-0)

She would need to use wrist locks and judo/hapkido

Initially he grabs her right wrist, use nikyo - he's on the ground

Later he did the head lock with splayed fingers, bend back the pinky, or grab the index and middle finger and control the arm.

She's incompetent

[ - ] NuckFiggers 4 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 02:09:07 ago (+4/-0)

I had a bitch of a neighbor that was always causing problems and whining about every slight thing. One time she came to my door and once open, she held onto it so I wouldn't close it on her as she bitched about somegoddamnthing. When I yanked it out of her hand she started screeching that I hit her.

I told her to cut the shit, if I actually hit her she would be dead.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 10:56:47 ago (+1/-0)

I told her to cut the shit, if I actually hit her she would be dead.

Ah, the "time for bed".

[ - ] BulletStopper 4 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 03:01:48 ago (+4/-0)

The beginning of wisdom starts with the realization that you know nothing.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 4 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 04:19:14 ago (+4/-0)

Now think about all the men you encounter every day who leave you alone entirely.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 11:01:19 ago (+1/-0)

i could take him. any one that isnt the paycheck can be taken out.

[ - ] zongongo 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 12:20:04 ago (+0/-0)

You must be a faggot.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 24, 2024 13:05:15 ago (+0/-0)

Aren't you that queer who sucks uglylies' dick?