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[ - ] Monica 9 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 22:45:13 ago (+9/-0)

Surprise Nigger!

“So he came up cupped his hands around his eyes and was looking in, so my husband came up and was like ‘Surprise! expletive, and then whacked him with the bat and then he ran.'”

[ - ] __47__ 3 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 23:10:48 ago (+3/-0)

Lol fucking nice.

[ - ] Prairie 7 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 22:29:34 ago (+7/-0)

I bet he wishes he got a few more whacks with the bat, given that no charges were filed against the this based father.

[ - ] Leveraction 6 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 23:06:57 ago (+6/-0)

They have a stand your ground law there, dad should have shot him.

[ - ] Steelerfish [op] 4 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 23:14:40 ago (+4/-0)

I highly doubt any Sherriff in Florida would’ve attempted prosecution if he shot the guy- especially from inside the house- “thinking” he was breaking inside his daughters room…
Definitely not My local Sherriff Gualtieri, and absolutely not THe one and only Sherriff Grady Judd- he would herald this guy as a hero for saving the state the costs of multiple incarcerations…

[ - ] con77 0 points 8 monthsSep 20, 2024 11:51:22 ago (+0/-0)

Gualteri isnt the gun rights advocate you think he is. he opposed concealed carry before Florida went Constitutional.

[ - ] Steelerfish [op] 0 points 8 monthsSep 20, 2024 23:41:06 ago (+0/-0)

If I’m not mistaken, he was opposed to it because it wasn’t open carry.. I may be mistaking him for Grady Judd… there are several west coast Sherriff’s I would trust… Pasco, citrus, levy, hernando, Polk, Pinellas, gilchrist, lake, Hardee….

It is wise to be able to elect the law enforcement responsible for one’s local jurisdiction . Accountability is a deterrent

[ - ] niggerdick69 4 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 22:44:16 ago (+4/-0)

After the first night I'd setup a bear trap near the window. If the father is in a rural area, he could the put the coon out of his misery after catching him. Throw him in a ditch a ways a way.

[ - ] Steelerfish [op] 4 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 22:51:58 ago (+4/-0)

Bear trap is an excellent idea.
Then feed it to the hogs to leave no trace.

[ - ] NoRefunds 3 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 23:44:48 ago (+3/-0)

hogs

Florida has free gator service

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 8 monthsSep 20, 2024 10:15:33 ago (+0/-0)

I wouldn't want to take my chances with gators.

[ - ] NoRefunds 1 point 8 monthsSep 20, 2024 12:09:40 ago (+1/-0)

there are many highways and roads that gators will just do side road pickups like uber eats

[ - ] MuricaPersonified 0 points 8 monthsSep 20, 2024 15:50:08 ago (+0/-0)

The only time gators are ever really a threat is if you're a big enough dumbass to swim in their water. They're usually pretty chill and don't give a fuck about you. On two occasions we've had one climb aboard our airboat. They only wanted to bask. Laughed about it for a minute or two and chucked the bitches overboard.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 8 monthsSep 20, 2024 10:14:40 ago (+0/-0)

I mean I know we're talking about a nigger, but if you see a ton of branches and leaves where there weren't any before, and have no reason to be there, someone with one brain cell to fold and rub together should be able to think to avoid it.

[ - ] con77 2 points 8 monthsSep 20, 2024 11:54:13 ago (+2/-0)

that would never occur to a nigger creepin and muh dickin

[ - ] Cantaloupe 3 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 23:07:34 ago (+3/-0)

Make the room real bright, place a manikin - he loses his night vision.

A bat is okay, a staff is better. And don't say anything. Wear camo. Whack the fuck out of his ankle and knee.

Then he cannot run, and then call the cops.

[ - ] Stonkmar 2 points 8 monthsSep 20, 2024 11:28:43 ago (+2/-0)

I'd continue on the knee until it's mashed into a paste. He won't be using that again.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 3 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 23:01:20 ago (+3/-0)

When I was 27, I had an Italian GF up in the Bronx and she lived at home with her mother. She said some nigger climbed her drainpipe to her house and was staring into her bedroom on the 2nd Floor and she screamed and he ran away.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 8 monthsSep 20, 2024 10:16:21 ago (+1/-0)

Fucking niggers, man...

[ - ] con77 0 points 8 monthsSep 20, 2024 11:55:30 ago (+0/-0)

yuuup

[ - ] dass 2 points 8 monthsSep 20, 2024 06:19:18 ago (+2/-0)

Not the first time that freak had scoped the young daughter at the house, obviously just the first time the parents noticed. Thank fck.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 1 point 8 monthsSep 20, 2024 12:39:36 ago (+1/-0)

Could have just shut the fuck up and hit the nigger a few more times. Cost us millions now.

[ - ] con77 1 point 8 monthsSep 20, 2024 11:52:07 ago (+1/-0)

should have killed the ape

[ - ] Jimmycrackerson 0 points 8 monthsSep 20, 2024 11:55:37 ago (+0/-0)

Oh, a baseball bat. Here I was very intrigued for second.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 8 monthsSep 20, 2024 10:12:18 ago (+0/-0)

Wait, so after that whack to the head, he was still able to run away? Maybe the dad should have gone for the knee cap, Italian style.