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There is a lifestyle here that cant be achieved anywhere else in the US

submitted by con77 to Florida 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 14:21:30 ago (+19/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/w48mxb.mp4

the waters cold in commiefornia. texas beaches suck


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[ - ] RMGoetbbels 2 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 19:00:16 ago (+2/-0)

Nothing but weirdos south of Gainsville. The more southwest you go, the weirder. Tampa is the standard, Key West is the pinnacle.

[ - ] dingbat 2 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 16:09:31 ago (+2/-0)

I’m considering moving there in a year or two. There are areas that are mostly white with no niggers or kikes too. Sometimes I think it may be too hot, though.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 18:43:28 ago (+1/-0)

Should be okay if 80 is the max. I understand there may be a few mosquitoes though.

[ - ] SecretHitler 5 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 20:26:53 ago (+5/-0)

80 is not the max lol

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 21:05:06 ago (+2/-0)

Probably too hot then. We have an average summer high of 76F. Average winter low of 46F. Pretty great temperature range, imo. About 8 mosquitoes this year so far too.

[ - ] SecretHitler 3 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 21:20:30 ago (+3/-0)

Isn't everything on fire every year though?

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 23:41:32 ago (+0/-0)

There was a fire a few years ago that dropped a heavy ashfall here. The fog on the coast keeps it moist enough that fire is an other peoples problem.

Those problems are self created though. It doesn't rain for 8 months of the year in a very sunny state. Then people decide to live out in the woods and grasslands without creating a fire defense. Guess what happens.

[ - ] dingbat 1 point 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 22:41:40 ago (+1/-0)

Now THAT sounds perfect!!! I like 50’s and 60’s a lot (and so does my dog 😂).

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 22:26:50 ago (+0/-0)

Not even close

[ - ] Panic 2 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 21:30:00 ago (+2/-0)

I've lived in 4 different parts of Florida and never had mosquitos. They mostly live n breed in shallow water. Don't live in a swamp and you're gonna be fine.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 18:14:27 ago (+0/-0)

I'LL PM YOU

[ - ] Shotinthedark3 1 point 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 21:26:01 ago (+1/-0)

That looks like fl

[ - ] HeyJames 1 point 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 17:00:01 ago (+1/-0)

Used to be, too expensive now.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 15:56:11 ago (+1/-0)

What the hell is that?

[ - ] Shotinthedark3 2 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 21:26:44 ago (+2/-0)

White female

[ - ] rzr97 1 point 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 20:20:40 ago (+1/-0)

I'd like to know as well.

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 19:02:32 ago (+0/-0)

no wake zones are also considered idle zones, especially in Manatee zones…..

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 17:09:52 ago (+0/-0)

Gators in that water though

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 18:13:44 ago (+1/-0)

not in salt water

[ - ] Sector2 -1 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 18:50:04 ago (+0/-1)

American crocodiles live in brackish or saltwater areas, such as ponds, coves, and creeks in mangrove swamps. They can also be found in freshwater areas of the southeast Florida coast.

Between alligators and crocodiles, most water in Florida is habitat. As for the air:

The two largest mosquito species (of 80) in Florida are Psorophora ciliata and Toxorhynchites rutilus. Each of these two species have a wingspan of about 6-7 millimeters. Psorophora ciliata is also known as the “gallinipper”, nicknamed by those who claimed the mosquitoes take a gallon of blood when they bite.

[ - ] rzr97 2 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 20:20:10 ago (+2/-0)

Stop denigrating Florida's state bird--the mosquito.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 20:22:54 ago (+1/-1)

I've seen at least 8 mosquitoes so far this year, the last just yesterday. California coast.

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 22:28:42 ago (+0/-0)

Haven't been to Alaska have ya?

[ - ] Sector2 -1 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 18:53:09 ago (+0/-1)

The water is cold in Commiefornia, and the average summer high is 76F. Like being drenched in sweat? You'll have to live inland.

[ - ] WNwoman 2 points 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 22:01:19 ago (+2/-0)

If you’re not going to live on the coast in California, why even bother? Imagine living in that communist hellhole without even good weather to brag about.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 8 monthsSep 19, 2024 23:35:21 ago (+1/-0)

It's mostly the coast and urban areas infected by the homoliberaltrannies, plus most of "SoCal". Get into the northern hills and lava tubes, and you'll run into wild-eyes secessionists, and outlaws.

If you're not in an urban area, it's pretty tolerable when you minimize your contact with the state. As in, don't be an employee or registered business owner. Don't own property in a taxable entities name. Homeschool any kids, and basically keep your own business private. And if you're out in the sticks, create defensible fire barriers around any buildings you'd like to keep.