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EXCLUSIVE What's going to explode next? The fridge? My phone?

submitted by paul_neri to Israel 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 03:28:24 ago (+11/-0)     (www.dailymail.co.uk)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13866291/panic-Beirut-Lebanon-hezbollah-pagers-army-explosions-basmati-rice-bags.html

dangus, have you used that mouse I sent you yet?

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/f7b69b29fd5ee23d11598335c86847e9fd731597/2_0_3031_1819/master/3031.jpg?width=1140&dpr=2&s=none

(The Guardian Newspaper)


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[ - ] RevengeOfNeri 7 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 07:02:55 ago (+7/-0)

Most likely your battery powered butt plug

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 7 monthsSep 20, 2024 02:30:06 ago (+1/-0)

Quite funny but...Reported!

[ - ] Portmanure 2 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 21:54:38 ago (+2/-0)

Hearts, exploding hearts from nano particles injected with the Covid 19 vaccine. Hearts will be popping as soon as the signal is received.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 03:29:58 ago (+3/-0)

Your goobis is going to asplode

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 3 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 03:44:57 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] con77 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 10:57:36 ago (+0/-0)

DONT FLUSH THE TOILET!

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 0 points 7 monthsSep 19, 2024 21:50:02 ago (+1/-1)

or ride a motor bike over 100 mph...kaboom!